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"Our arrows will block out the sun!!!!"
"Then we shall have our battle in the shade!"
Really What..........The................F••K?

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funny. Oreo?

ahhh Arbie has been through so much that he coudn't let John finish his sentance!

This is utterly priceless, just the face that 'Instant Noodles' makes is excellent. Awesome...

Look at arbiter face its lol

nice spelling spog

Arby = owned
awsome comics

you cant beat the funniness of all these comics

LOL the look on the arbiter's face at the last pane was PRICELESS

I bet the Chief did knew that was gonna happen :P

Ha ha he has misunderstood

I love it when someone decides to reminisce about the past, bringing it up is TOO DAMN FUNNY!

Wonderful expresion on arbiters face in the last frame

lol

omg that was sooooo funny i did see a funny responce from mc but not like THAT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL aby's face is all like >=O then it goes to
all hanging there and stuff. XD lol LOLOLOLOLOL sooo funny XD
Arby: what sort of mean-spirited, thoughtless, cold-hearted, jackassy thing do u want me to do today?!?!? Master Cheif: Oreo? Arby:...*bites lip*

HAHA i love arbys expression

totally agree with lawlerz.Its hilarious to compare arbies face,with so much emotion,with chiefs emotionless face(which can be a joke in itself).

last panel FTW!!!

Master Chief's expressionless helmet never lets you see this one coming. And they say he can't be the main character in Halo movie because he doesn't show much emotion!

Oroes- Take 3 double-stuffed oreos, twist 2 of them apart, and then cut the third one and put it between the 2 half ones- outcome:
ULTAOREO... don't you dare take/use that name for anything!!!

You could go all the way and get 7 double-stuffed oreos, and make Halo-eos, 2 twisted off halves, and five centers inbetween them. Although that might kill you as efficiently as the flood...

I enjoy this because. It's funny when your funny to your self

i like this because the arbie yells his head of at spartan 117 only for him to realise that spartan 117 tryed to give him a oreo

LOVE THE LOOK ON ARBYS FACE IN THE LAST PANEL.

why doesn't the arbitor try to get his own back against the Chief with a prank of his own? Could inovlve those 2 talking grenades.

Oh yeah my hat is off to you Zombie for the great animation and sense of humor

You should get these published like sell them at book stores

But up in Canada, most of us are well-versed in British and American slang.

You buggers!

When's the next comic !

but i edited the third panel to make it bigger and set is as my desktop.

I made a decastuffed oreo once. got very very sick afterwords.

Tell me why when I was reading the comic, and it got to the Oreo part, I thought of that part from South Park, then I read that quote, and start wigging out. Zomg, you can read mindz!

The great thing about the word bollocks is that no one in America really knows what it means. In the UK it's a swear word but here it's about as offensive as when Spongebob says "Barnacles!"

Follow this link:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bollocks

what does bollocks mean ZZombie????

Wow...I had no idea offering somebody an oreo was mean-spirited, thoughtless, heartless, and Jackassy...nice comic XD

I'd love to have panel #3 as a wallpaper, Arby's expression is priceless. And, taken as a frame all by itself, it would make a great caption contest. ^_^ Keep up the good work, ZZoMBiE13!

This one made me LOL for real.

ZZoMBiE 13.
Making random people bellow out since 1972.

Thanks Dylan.

I have read your comics for the longest time. I have found them so funny I posted a link to them in a Facebook group of mine. They always make me snicker or smile. But I have to say, this one made me full out laugh. It takes a lot to make me laugh. I'm the type of person who watches Just for Laughs and only smiles and snickers. This made me actually laugh though. ZZoMBiE...., you're good.

So unbelieveble f**king funny!!111!!!!

i love how his face gets progressively more and more insane, and then it just deflates. it makes the strip that much funnier

LMAO, That was big burn!

Anyway, waiting to see a show on who Arbiter's dating.

Did you ever see that episode of Futurama where Leela, Fry, Prof. Farnsworth and Zoidberg travel back in time to Roswell and Zoidberg gets taken by the military?
In one scene they offer him some free food and he goes nuts, eventually moving to lick the throwback off the one-way glass.

I always figured it was a lot like that.

Arbi looks awesomely funny in this. Every single panel shows him more funny. Great job Zombie.

How do the Sangheili eat?

that was a good one. lol
i love the arbiters expression.

Martian Manhunter is gonna be pissed.

ZOMG!!! I think we've finally figured out the Arbiter's name! Way to go!

Fucking hilarious! AHAHAHAHA! dude so priceless!

/i used a sort of fallen jaw expression which was also cool, but left it up/

can we see it? or
you will put it on an other strip

Arbiter = J'onn J'onzz?