60 - You don't need feelings, use these instead!

Be sure to use those rounded tip scissors kids. I don't want you getting hurt. And never, ever, run with scissors in your hand. :-P


Comments

ARBY!!!!
omg!!!!!! I wish I'd have the arbiter one I'd given it to my (now ex) boyfriend.

HALO RULES!!!!!!!

*hugs Rtas' Vadum*
#54 - Sangheili fangirl - 09/08/2009 - 15:21
look
i like grunts making me grunt!!!!!!!:-P
#53 - BloodxThunderx - 05/24/2009 - 19:40
3 THINGS 2 FIX
1- arby l00ks gay
2- i dunt think that anyone would want the grunt 2 make them grunt
3- u n33d 2 giv cortana bigger tits like in comic 59
#52 - DjSW33T - 05/20/2009 - 18:46
lol
cortana is hot babay!!! (lol) :-D
#51 - BloodxThunderx - 05/09/2009 - 19:48
nice
:-D:-D funny
#50 - jungle - 05/07/2009 - 04:28
cute arbiter
awwwww i would love to kiss my arby:-P
#49 - Arby lova - 02/19/2009 - 13:13
The Arbiter...
Arbiter looks so cute!
#48 - Dre' Vadem - 01/27/2009 - 20:22
I know I can't...

He's drawn pretty well, I mean... uh...
And he's one of my fave characters! Uh...

Oh yeah, reeeaalll smooth...
#47 - Mira 118 - 08/16/2008 - 09:16
Awww isn't the Arbiter looking cute that way? ;) I guess some ladys can't resist his exotic charm eh ? ^^
#46 - Drakon - 04/30/2008 - 00:06
Any chance of these being released larger? I'd love a wallpaper sized version of the Cortana/Chief one.
#45 - Melanie - 03/31/2008 - 05:13
YAY!
Woo Hoo, sexy cortana is back! also my name is a reference to the number 7
#44 - Halonoob5002 - 03/05/2008 - 04:48
I love to make you grunt -.-
:-P lol i like the 2nd card, it sounds wrong in a funny way
#43 - Bob The Bastard - 02/18/2008 - 18:42
Those are awesome :-)Nicely done!
#42 - Catwoman - 02/18/2008 - 17:10
love it
I love how half the comments are along the lines of "if I had a girlfriend..."

Halo comics...rofl.
#41 - Ziggy - 02/17/2008 - 03:20
Damn, I wish I'd seen these earlier. My collection of geeky valentines didn't go far past the VGCats ones.
#40 - mattgcn - 02/14/2008 - 20:47
Hmmm....
.... As much as I like them, I don't think my wife would see the humour.
#39 - SG Noodles - 02/14/2008 - 13:15
wow
realy nice..keep it upB-)
#38 - giov - 02/14/2008 - 12:29
HAHA!
I luv these cards!
#37 - stormhalo - 02/14/2008 - 11:17
Darkninja90
Meh, don't feel bad. I don't have a girlfriend right now either. :-)
#36 - ZZoMBiE13 - 02/14/2008 - 04:06
ROFL
I couldn't stop laughing at the grunt one!
#35 - dylan - 02/13/2008 - 23:52
Jerk...
Now I feel bad because I don't have anyone to give them to. :-(:-(
#34 - Darkninja90 - 02/13/2008 - 22:18
Excelent, with the first one! keep it going
#33 - Nightmare 385 - 02/13/2008 - 21:16
Love to make you grunt...???
0_o
#32 - Monty Python - 02/13/2008 - 19:02
*sigh*
If I had a girlfriend, I'd give her the Cortana one! Grunt was funny!:-P
#31 - Mexican117 - 02/13/2008 - 18:59
simply awesome
LOL, i'm giving one of these to my girl friend tomorrow ;-) great idea man!
#30 - Positivekarma - 02/13/2008 - 18:54
im sure it would be hard to kiss arbs.
well, i am. it would really difficult to be done. with so many /lips/ haha...

seriously now, the expressions and the whole theme, and the design of evryone is great. i really like it.
good job, man!
#29 - chris119 - 02/13/2008 - 18:03
My First Comment Ever
Hi ZZombie13, I just wanted to say that I've seen all your comics & I think they're ingenious. Keep up the good work! Oh, also, although I did (thanks to hormones) like the Cortana with giant boobs from the strip before this one, I think you've finally hit the perfect design for her in either the first 2 panels of "Cellulight" or this one. You might wanna think about using either of those a few more times. Just a thought
#28 - Tom-D194 - 02/13/2008 - 17:58
BombDiggety
Aww,why didnt M.Chief get his own?!
Teh Chief owns in this comic!!:-D
#27 - BombDiggety - 02/13/2008 - 17:36
The Arbiter one is disturbing. But Hilarious.
#26 - THE MAZZA - 02/13/2008 - 16:04
The Arbiter one scares me...other than that, nice work :)
#25 - Bob - 02/13/2008 - 15:59
Nice ones
Nice job with them, the top two are really funny and the last one is very romantic with cortana and the chief. The art for all of them are really good, I hope to see this cortana and grunt in more strips. Keep up the great work.
#24 - QuackJAG - 02/13/2008 - 15:30
I'm using the grunt one... hopefully it'll also get me laid.
#23 - iforgot120 - 02/13/2008 - 15:24
funny but...... meh screw valentines day



and to all of u who love this day......no i don't have a date.......again meh......as far as i'm concerned it's easier and cheaper t stay single

path of least resistance
#22 - L0yD3 R33d - 02/13/2008 - 15:07
Laf owt lowd
*cuts out grunty one*
Hilarious. :-D
#21 - superdude - 02/13/2008 - 13:57
Yayyyy!!!!
YAyyy grunts is back:-D:-D
#20 - Lord\\\'o\\\'Grunts - 02/13/2008 - 13:31
Haha! Very nice. :-D
#19 - Beans - 02/13/2008 - 13:30
"The look in Arby's eyes is absolutely priceless!"
Ditto. He looks awesome!
#18 - Mike - 02/13/2008 - 12:36
ROLF
Love the Grunt one :)
#17 - MongooseRoadkill - 02/13/2008 - 12:34
I so want to give one of these cards to my girlfriend.
I wish my boyfriend would give me the Arbiter one! But he thinks Halo is stupid. :-( The look in Arby's eyes is absolutely priceless!
#16 - kya - 02/13/2008 - 11:47
I so want to give one of these cards to my girlfriend. If only she ever played halo!
#15 - HelloSayGoodbye - 02/13/2008 - 11:24
Poor Arby
It looks like he isn't going to get a kiss this year (just like me) I guess having four mandibles with spiked teeth on them isn't very inviting to the ladies. Maybe I should have mine surgically removed. In all seriousness though I love all of them and though I definitely won't be giving them to anyone (I like living) they definitely gave me a laugh.
#14 - BH321 - 02/13/2008 - 10:53
Very cool.
These cards were a great idea! Too bad I don't have a color printer. Anyone wanna buy a slightly used Tandy dot matrix?:-P
#13 - Full Time Loser - 02/13/2008 - 10:30
Love your comics and these are so funny
theese are great i have to agree with the person who said they would get smacked for giving these to some one. worse would happen to me.
#12 - Zach - 02/13/2008 - 10:25
RE: RE: Now I really would like to see somebody trying to kiss Arbiter
That episode was hilarious.
And i always have and always will love this comic. keep up the good work.
#11 - collizion - 02/13/2008 - 10:22
How about:

You had me Halo. ;-)

groan. If you are wondering its from Jerry McGuire.
#10 - danmp18 - 02/13/2008 - 10:18
Now I really would like to see somebody trying to kiss Arbiter
I'd imagine it's look something like Dr Zoidberg licking the 2-way mirror in that one episode of Futurama. :-P
#9 - ZZoMBiE13 - 02/13/2008 - 10:09
Now I really would like to see somebody trying to kiss Arbiter.
#8 - a random mad halo fan - 02/13/2008 - 10:03
LOL!
Great One!:-D
#7 - xilisoft - 02/13/2008 - 09:31
the arbiter's jaw is a little exaggerated
I tried to make him pucker... but it was a lost cause.
#6 - ZZoMBiE13 - 02/13/2008 - 09:12
LOL!
That grunt one was hilarious!
#5 - killermonkey - 02/13/2008 - 08:33
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