59 - Thank God Bungie aren't sellouts

God bless the Bungie guys for not releasing beasts like this upon the world.

Also, I'd like to put something right. I've only just realized that I tend to only respond to some of the negative comments in the section below. I guess it could be called the "squeeky wheel getting the grease" if you're into old cliches, but mostly it's just my oversight.

So for the sake of saying it, I'd like to thank every person who stops their day and whatever else they're doing to drop off a little encouragement. Don't think I don't see you just because I don't quote or respond specifically when you leave a nice little "well done" comment below. Truth is, I am an art machine and my fuel is props. (do people still say props?) (whatever, you know what I mean) The props you all leave behind are what make this project worth continuing day after day. So this is my opportunity to say thanks to you for fueling my fire and supporting this comic with your daily clicks and kind words. If it weren't for the audience, I'd just be a sad little man laughing at my own rather odd sense of humor.


Comments

Um guys
you guys all do no that this is a JOKE do not keep asking him to draw cortanas boobs and look at the hilerity of arbies face.
#95 - Me - 10/08/2010 - 10:07
lol cortana has big boobs
#94 - i dont know - 07/12/2010 - 19:48
kekekeke ^^
teh crooel overendowance
#93 - arturslv - 07/02/2010 - 08:05
go back to looking at porn!
sick fucktards stop going "YEAH BOOBIES! (.Y.)" its retarded you sons a bitchs go abck to looking at porn fucktards!
#92 - goldlegos - 06/28/2010 - 13:03
(.Y.)Boobs
#91 - Anonymous - 06/18/2010 - 21:48
sickos...
why pay a million tonnes of attention to these, normal, neutral breasts? they're just normal body parts.

It's like making a fuss over someone's ear, or something!


-_-
#90 - anti-pervert - 06/15/2010 - 04:35
Those are gargantuen,massive,gift from heaven, Mega BOOBS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U RULE DUDE

BIG BOOBS BOOBSBOOBS BOOBS BOOBS
#89 - omg - 05/31/2010 - 23:49
boob is boob
hey look
1.boob
2.boob
3.boobies
4.hot boob
5.make website that has boob of cortana
6.keep cortana for all comic with that boob on
#88 - waza - 03/15/2010 - 01:46
:S
9/10 comments were on Cortana's breasts
1/10 comments were on the Arbiter

Can I just say...I don't want to be in their minds if their only comments are about breasts.:-[]
#87 - \o/ - 03/03/2010 - 16:06
ooo COOL
omg this is cool gaint boobs!!!!:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-DB-)B-):-P:-P:-P
#86 - hi - 02/10/2010 - 19:58
ya
B-)titties yay wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooB-)
#85 - bob - 01/24/2010 - 09:21
XD
i want to play bolly ball with cortana all day
#84 - buraki12 - 11/03/2009 - 09:31
*TOUGUE ANGS OUT*
WTF DID CORTANA BLOW AIR INTO HER BOOBS TO MAKE THEM LOOK EVEN BIGGER?!?!?!??!?...(cortana is alone THEN GETS RAPED LOL) (see Arby and the chief its funny its on youtube really funny LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#83 - Blade - 10/11/2009 - 23:16
comment man
Cortana has really big boobs>-(
#82 - slip on - 10/08/2009 - 01:48
O.o o.O O.o o.O!!!!
ROFLOLMAOQWERTY!!!!!!!!!!! loliolololololoolololololololololololololololol XD!!!!!!!!!>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG CORTANA TITS~!!!!!!! *tongue hangs out*!!!! LOL
#81 - sgt taco1 - 08/07/2009 - 18:42
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. cortana's big tits and booobbbs!!!!!!!?????!!!!????!!

2. slam dunk from chief!?!?!

3. And how big is arbiters mouth again

4. chiees

4.cortana's boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#80 - firefirefox9 - 06/06/2009 - 04:20
0_0
dud cortana gots niec tits. make more like that and i will be even happier to see her on ur comics lololololololololololol
#79 - DjSW33T - 05/20/2009 - 18:41
wtf?????
i like the boob job man (lol)
#78 - BloodxThunderx - 05/09/2009 - 19:46
Oh god...
You really over did this one...
#77 - Alwin Roth - 05/03/2009 - 12:14
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three things:

1. Arby's face is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Cortanas mouth is huge, probably big enough to fit three big macs
3. HOLY SHIT WTF ARE UP WITH CORTANAS TITS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(girls if i offened anyone, i'm very sorry.)
#76 - MCJEDI117 - 11/12/2008 - 22:50
right on
im right with you on that, compliments are definitely fuel for the artist.

just stumbled upon your comic a couple of days ago and its absolutely awesome- love your style and work. im quite sad that you're not continuing with it. but you have inspired me to try my hand at a halo comic one day lol

watched you on DA, you're probably too busy to notice but gotta keep an eye on you! take care and keep up the arts.
#75 - Fell - 08/17/2008 - 20:10
Take not here
The only reason Cortana...er...well, has big breasts is because the message here is to say that beach games always give girls big boobs and stuff.
#74 - Nicholas Powell - 08/10/2008 - 02:18
woah...is all i have to say at cortana. the arbiter's face is priceless too, you really captured that one.
#73 - Fenton 2010 - 07/25/2008 - 04:34
Nice
I like how you "revised" Cortana for this one. And Arbiter's face is just classic. Great job on capturing that expression!
#72 - Thomasstunts - 06/08/2008 - 23:34
Huh????/ /:-P
wtf? cortanas boobiez r nice (and sexy! take it off!!) BUT WAT TEH FUCKALUKADINGDONGS IS WRONG WITH THE MOUTH!!! u can fit a big mac in der!! lol!! rofl!!!!:oops :-P >-( :-D :-[]
#71 - G-Monay - 04/09/2008 - 19:06
wow, big enough breasts on Cortana? XD lmao I love the Arbiter's expression ;-)
#70 - Catwoman - 02/18/2008 - 17:05
Take that top off!
We want to se some titties!
#69 - No. - 02/13/2008 - 15:44
Nice work
Great job as always Zzombie.

And I'm not opposed to some Halo beach vollyeball. In fact I think MC should be a secret unlockable character in DOAXBV3 like the spartan in DOA4.

Cortana would be a nice addition as well, though I don't know how well holograms could play volleyball. ;-)
#68 - danmp18 - 02/13/2008 - 10:16
woowoowoowoo!!! keep drawing cortana with giant boobs
#67 - woowoowoowoo - 02/13/2008 - 07:34
i love arby's face here.
and no you arent too mean to the arbiter.
he was annoying in halo 2, however i like him much better as a sidekick in halo 3.
bear in mind though that bungie woild've had a much harder time fleshing out the story in halo 2 had there not been an arbiter. think of how different halo 3 wouldve been
#66 - SwampFox - 02/12/2008 - 22:13
PS: bring back Odie Arbiter!!!!
Yeah, that was one of my favorite strips! I would love to see more Master Garf and Arby!
#65 - pittofdoom117 - 02/12/2008 - 17:47
Do you guys think I'm too mean to the Arbiter? :-D
No, in fact, all the times when you make fun of the Arbiter are some of the funniest, especially the catch skull one lol.
#64 - Blake - 02/12/2008 - 15:52
Keep abusing the Arbiter!
You can never be too mean to the Arbiter. All my favorite stips have him getting injured, angered, or degraded in some way.

PS: bring back Odie Arbiter!!!!
#63 - Full Time Loser - 02/12/2008 - 11:34
lol, giving her a bikini only draws attention to the fact that she's usually naked!
#62 - Cortana? - 02/12/2008 - 09:37
nice work
nice work keep it up man!!B-)
#61 - giov - 02/12/2008 - 09:13
The Cortana thing was genius. Art is amazing as always. Nice job, dude!
#60 - Mr. Pockets - 02/12/2008 - 01:10
yup
keep laughing, for the love of god keep laughin at your odd smelling sense of humor, you put out some awesome shit, keep them coming
#59 - airrazor_1 - 02/12/2008 - 01:08
Holy -Blam- Cortana need (. )(. ) Reduction
Love the Comics keep the coming :)
#58 - MongooseRoadkill - 02/12/2008 - 00:42
Arbiter Meanness
Are you too mean to the Arbiter?

I know many would say no, because "the Arbiter ruined Halo"

Seriously though, I don't think so, it's generally justified if you make fun of the Chief as much.

Though seriously, the Arbiter has a tendency to be easily made fun of at times.

Volleyball in mouth gag = win
"Instant Noodles" = win
:-P
#57 - THE MAZZA - 02/12/2008 - 00:09
Do you guys think I'm too mean to the Arbiter? :-D
#56 - ZZoMBiE13 - 02/11/2008 - 22:40
Poor Arby
Well, I guess Arby is glad that he doesn't have a lower jaw now as that would have either knocked him out or broken his jaw. Anwyway, I love the Cortana in this though I think she had a boob job (or twelve) since we lost saw her in Halo 3.
#55 - BH321 - 02/11/2008 - 20:56
so big
cortana boobs............so big:-):-):-DB-)
#54 - lookeoj - 02/11/2008 - 20:53
For god's sake people
For gods sake people ITS A COMIC! get over yourselves, realize that its a joke that cortana has huge boobs in this one(as does almost any female game character, particularly in beach volleyball games) and lets move on. stop obsessing over a comic, and especially over a female game character, and why not actually get out in the world and meet someone, eh? (and i am a guy, btw. and i have nothing against boobs)

now then, now that i am finished my rant, i love the comic Zzombie. always have, and always will. thank YOU for taking time out of ur day to make this comic. peace.
#53 - Anonymous - 02/11/2008 - 19:51
Human Design?
I thought Cortana was supposed to look like a human, not some dog with tumors on its chest. :P
#52 - Digipatd - 02/11/2008 - 18:36
Best. Cortana. EVER.
#51 - Monty Python - 02/11/2008 - 17:52
ARBITER PLUS VOLLYBALL =
FOUL BALL:-P
#50 - whiter wolf - 02/11/2008 - 17:31
Yur Elitez R teh Awesum.
Hey man, thanks for another great laugh. I love any strip that involves the Arbiter getting hurt and/or embarrased.

BTW, your Cortana from strip #18 is still my favorite. Since then, you've been giving her too much muscle tone. IMHO, obviously.
#49 - Full Time Loser - 02/11/2008 - 12:15
lol
dude, i come on to HBO.org every day to read your comic. lol i would have to say that yours is the one that makes me laugh the most.
#48 - Ryma 'Bubum - 02/11/2008 - 07:13
Nice
I will have to say that this one is completely well done, and hits the nail on the head. I also agree that Cortana fits the DOA Extreme bill very well... except one of her boobs is not hitting her in the face!
#47 - SG Noodles - 02/11/2008 - 06:32
wtf
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how big are cortana tits for real!!!!! those things look like they could hurt someone!!! lol.
#46 - Zach - 02/11/2008 - 06:29
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