21 - I didn't know they could fly

Ugh. Turkey bloat!

*passes out from Tryptophan overdose*

Q: How can Cortana eat Turkey or throw something out the window?

A: Click here.


Comments

Cortana
boobies...B-);-):-P
#28 - randomboner - 07/19/2009 - 10:14
lol
lol/lmao
#27 - kyle - 07/16/2009 - 13:26
Huh?
why is cortana purple? in the last comic she was blue?
#26 - actinoidlanthanoid - 11/24/2008 - 19:08
Actually, somebody told me that she picked up an SMG in Halo CE or one of the books. They said it's 'cos she's a hologram like the lightbridges in Halo 3.
#25 - ThunderLuxray - 11/07/2008 - 15:29
the urban dictionary where the link goes is was made by my cousin
#24 - random dude - 05/23/2008 - 15:23
Cortana looked way better when she was blue.
#23 - Tangero - 12/01/2007 - 13:54
Nice!
Awsome comic, yes, it is true, turkey lasts FOREVER, i swear, mine is gonna last a month, maybe i should just throw it out, oh and by the way, LOVE THE NEW CORTANA!
#22 - MonsterMouth Comics - 11/26/2007 - 20:18
HAPPY 12 post!
THis is my 12th post! Also, funny comic. NooBs don't eat turky, they eat turky brains! Which is why they are stupid.
#21 - Spartan 117 - 11/25/2007 - 19:59
HAPPY 12 post!
THis is my 11th post! Also, funny comic. NooBs don't eat turky, they eat turky brains! Which is why they are stupid.
#20 - Spartan 117 - 11/25/2007 - 19:58
I like the old cortana better:)
#19 - greyfox - 11/25/2007 - 19:53
Umm... Sure!
It wasn't actually intended to be a bullet hole. But it's pretty funny that is ended up looking like it.

So... umm.. YES! It was a great gag I came up with while I was feeding my pet dragon Ringo. :D
#18 - ZZoMBiE13 - 11/25/2007 - 16:50
..If you know what I mean
I've got some thick warm paste for Cortana..
#17 - jebus - 11/25/2007 - 13:32
I think it is
I think it is a bullet hole... Pizza Hut is disguisting in my opinion.
#16 - Solid Snake - 11/25/2007 - 12:04
Cortana is purple again! Seriously though, is she actually purple or blue?
#15 - Tanuki - 11/25/2007 - 02:44
You shou;d try making hot browns.

It's like a turkey and bacon sandwich covered in a special cheese sauce.
#14 - Monty Python - 11/25/2007 - 01:26
Poetic lisence. hahaha i love it
#13 - alex - 11/24/2007 - 20:18
bullets
is that a bullet hole in the side?
#12 - spartin - 11/24/2007 - 18:28
"Otherwise he'd be feeling a little down in the mouth."

Oh come on, Stuntmutt, save it for YOUR next comic.
#11 - J23 - 11/24/2007 - 17:42
"How did Cortana chuck it out the window?"

How did Cortana eat it? Maybe she turned it into data or something...

Also, im Canadian, we had a headstart on Thanksgiving.

Though some Tryptophan would be nice..
#10 - J23 - 11/24/2007 - 17:40
The irony of our Thanksgiving? No turkey to begin with; we had chicken instead thoughout the entire night.
#9 - PlasmaFire - 11/24/2007 - 16:06
I wish I were American. We do not have Thanksgiving in Sweden, and I love turkey. Maybe should start celebrating it anyway. Fun comic, even if neither do I understand how Cortana could throw the turkey out of the window. :P
#8 - Smurfa - 11/24/2007 - 16:00
Oy vey.
Nice strip, I wish I had an RSS feed for it like Stuntmutt's. *Glances at Wu*

And nice pun Stunt, to great jokes on one page. XD
#7 - Darkninja - 11/24/2007 - 12:17
i'm still eating turkey sandwiches and soup
#6 - wolfy - 11/24/2007 - 11:59
How did Cortana chuck it out the window?
#5 - CmdrPlunge - 11/24/2007 - 10:56
What kind of idiot doesn't eat the turkey wings? Those are the best part!
#4 - GenericOverusedName - 11/24/2007 - 10:52
Mmm I do love my thick turkey paste!
#3 - The Messiah - 11/24/2007 - 10:32
The Turkey looks a little spineless to me...
#2 - Johnson - 11/24/2007 - 08:45
Good job Chief didn't try to eat the bird without plucking it first. Otherwise he'd be feeling a little down in the mouth.
#1 - Stuntmutt - 11/24/2007 - 08:23
Great going!
#0 - a random mad halo fan - 11/24/2007 - 08:06
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