Another Halo Comic Strip

Cortana

boobies... B-)

#28 - randomboner - 07/19/2009 - 10:14

lol

lol/lmao

#27 - kyle - 07/16/2009 - 13:26

Huh?

why is cortana purple? in the last comic she was blue?

#26 - actinoidlanthanoid - 11/24/2008 - 19:08

Actually, somebody told me that she picked up an SMG in Halo CE or one of the books. They said it's 'cos she's a hologram like the lightbridges in Halo 3.

#25 - ThunderLuxray - 11/07/2008 - 15:29

the urban dictionary where the link goes is was made by my cousin

#24 - random dude - 05/23/2008 - 15:23

Cortana looked way better when she was blue.

#23 - Tangero - 12/01/2007 - 13:54

Nice!

Awsome comic, yes, it is true, turkey lasts FOREVER, i swear, mine is gonna last a month, maybe i should just throw it out, oh and by the way, LOVE THE NEW CORTANA!

#22 - MonsterMouth Comics - 11/26/2007 - 20:18

HAPPY 12 post!

THis is my 12th post! Also, funny comic. NooBs don't eat turky, they eat turky brains! Which is why they are stupid.

#21 - Spartan 117 - 11/25/2007 - 19:59

HAPPY 12 post!

THis is my 11th post! Also, funny comic. NooBs don't eat turky, they eat turky brains! Which is why they are stupid.

#20 - Spartan 117 - 11/25/2007 - 19:58

I like the old cortana better:)

#19 - greyfox - 11/25/2007 - 19:53

Umm... Sure!

It wasn't actually intended to be a bullet hole. But it's pretty funny that is ended up looking like it.

So... umm.. YES! It was a great gag I came up with while I was feeding my pet dragon Ringo. :D

#18 - ZZoMBiE13 - 11/25/2007 - 16:50

..If you know what I mean

I've got some thick warm paste for Cortana..

#17 - jebus - 11/25/2007 - 13:32

I think it is

I think it is a bullet hole... Pizza Hut is disguisting in my opinion.

#16 - Solid Snake - 11/25/2007 - 12:04

Cortana is purple again! Seriously though, is she actually purple or blue?

#15 - Tanuki - 11/25/2007 - 02:44

You shou;d try making hot browns.

It's like a turkey and bacon sandwich covered in a special cheese sauce.

#14 - Monty Python - 11/25/2007 - 01:26

Poetic lisence. hahaha i love it

#13 - alex - 11/24/2007 - 20:18

bullets

is that a bullet hole in the side?

#12 - spartin - 11/24/2007 - 18:28

"Otherwise he'd be feeling a little down in the mouth."

Oh come on, Stuntmutt, save it for YOUR next comic.

#11 - J23 - 11/24/2007 - 17:42

"How did Cortana chuck it out the window?"

How did Cortana eat it? Maybe she turned it into data or something...

Also, im Canadian, we had a headstart on Thanksgiving.

Though some Tryptophan would be nice..

#10 - J23 - 11/24/2007 - 17:40

The irony of our Thanksgiving? No turkey to begin with; we had chicken instead thoughout the entire night.

#9 - PlasmaFire - 11/24/2007 - 16:06

I wish I were American. We do not have Thanksgiving in Sweden, and I love turkey. Maybe should start celebrating it anyway. Fun comic, even if neither do I understand how Cortana could throw the turkey out of the window. :P

#8 - Smurfa - 11/24/2007 - 16:00

Oy vey.

Nice strip, I wish I had an RSS feed for it like Stuntmutt's. *Glances at Wu*

And nice pun Stunt, to great jokes on one page. XD

#7 - Darkninja - 11/24/2007 - 12:17

i'm still eating turkey sandwiches and soup

#6 - wolfy - 11/24/2007 - 11:59

How did Cortana chuck it out the window?

#5 - CmdrPlunge - 11/24/2007 - 10:56

What kind of idiot doesn't eat the turkey wings? Those are the best part!

#4 - GenericOverusedName - 11/24/2007 - 10:52

Mmm I do love my thick turkey paste!

#3 - The Messiah - 11/24/2007 - 10:32

The Turkey looks a little spineless to me...

#2 - Johnson - 11/24/2007 - 08:45

Good job Chief didn't try to eat the bird without plucking it first. Otherwise he'd be feeling a little down in the mouth.

#1 - Stuntmutt - 11/24/2007 - 08:23

Great going!

#0 - a random mad halo fan - 11/24/2007 - 08:06

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