17 - Gears of Bored

I think the Chief and Fenix should start some time of tough-guy, ass-kicker future saving club. Maybe I'll let Gordan Freeman in to make a speech. Oh, wait...

Comments

please stop humping my corpse
HA HA HA! that joke was brillant. oh and gear soldier if you don't like halo $%@^ off!. seriously thought halo and gow were brilliant games but halo is better in my opinion it had a great storyline, gameplay and charecters.
#28 - INSANE cyborg - 09/27/2009 - 13:30
she has audio commentry
this is a reply to luka tuka i know how the beserca plays she has audio commentry and she smells the spartans sweat.
#27 - she has commentry - 07/15/2009 - 14:34
I know that no one is going to answer this since it's been so long since this comic came, but how can the berserker be playing if she's blind?
#26 - Luka TUka - 04/30/2009 - 13:30
Echo Three Delta 0311
Stripes117, there aren't many weapons in this day and age that use clips, and I can only think of a few older ones that do (Simply because it's too inefficient for self-loading weapons). I find it hard to imagine that you'd have to use a clip to load a futuristic assault rifle, much less one with a sixty-round capacity of what looks to be either 7.62 or 6.8 AT LEAST. That'd take a while to top out. That's why Lancer rifles use a conventional configuration, shrouded (why you don't see the whole thing), forward seated, stacked box magazine design. Oh wait, I get it. You were nitpicking, but then failed because you didn't know what you were nitpicking about. Just a pplaud the man, like this: great job Zombie. This stuff's funny as hell.
#25 - Griever0311 - 03/03/2009 - 08:25
???????????
just asking wheres the clip on the lancer in panel 1 im just asking and great comics;-):-):-DB-):-P
#24 - Stripes117 - 02/05/2009 - 19:08
To that guy called Gear Soldier
Hey Don't be mean! Halo owns! Next time think about it why don't you make a comic and see if yours is any better and Halo storyline is pretty cool and so is Gears of war 2 I play it! So think about it!
#23 - Dre' Vadem - 01/27/2009 - 20:03
To the guy 3 comments down:
It's called a fucking JOKE. Also, itskindofhrd2undrsntdwutursyingwhnyunousespllingorperoidz!!11!
#22 - Draik Sith - 12/19/2008 - 10:42
0__0
0_________0 that was sick
#21 - Spartan 476 - 12/14/2008 - 21:02
Ass-hole alert!
Dude, why don't you just shut the fuck up and enjoy the comic? (BTW Great Comic Zombie)

Not to mention the fact that you're probably whut... 13, 14? You really should act your age you pre-teen panzy.

(Once again, great comic dude)
#20 - ThunderLuxray - 11/07/2008 - 15:18
halo's gay story
halo is fucked up its a childish game 5.6.8.7.9.10. year olds play it halo sucks ass why do people even play it its so shitty it lags story is horse shit multiplayer is were the little kids are at u halo fanboys always have to defend ur gaylo series gears of war 2 went gold cod5 went gold left4dead went gold those games are going to outsell gaylo 3
#19 - Gear Soldier - 10/28/2008 - 07:10
hmmmm...
which one is a beserker?
#18 - MC RULEZ - 10/15/2008 - 16:05
Suprised to see no Wretches lol.
#17 - Megan - 06/22/2008 - 10:23
Gah!
GoW+HL2+HL2 episodes+Halo=Holy posnizzle!
It would be awesome
#16 - Abiter RULEZ - 05/24/2008 - 00:07
"Please stop humping my corpe"

LOL and this coming from the alien.
#15 - Lora - 05/15/2008 - 23:18
I haven't played either, but I know "gravity gun" > gun w/chainsaw
#14 - General Vagueness - 05/10/2008 - 16:02
think about it
gears of war totally kicks HALF LIFE's ass. HALF LIFE is a basic fps with aliens and weird ass weapons. while gears bring fun to the over-the-shoulder camera (most games fail at that), gears is also revolutionary with the chainsaw-lancer,cover system, massive gore, cursing, apocolyptic environments, graphics, dodge system and a bunch of other shit that fails in Half-Life

(more like NO-LIFE)


all these comics are great though!!!

=]
#13 - qwerty - 02/28/2008 - 11:53
Screw Fenix
Fenix is a little bitch compared to Freeman, and also Gears of war's storyline sucked balls =P
#12 - Jesse Burton - 01/30/2008 - 20:26
LOL
Nice one of the best comics evar
#11 - Cict - 11/21/2007 - 09:28
sum 'splainin
The big grey one is a berserker, she's the female of the species and devilishly difficult to kill. Hence the feminine pink controller. Also,... she's humping the male locust's corpse online? Probably how they do it in real, erm, GoW life.
#10 - Berserk - 11/17/2007 - 20:07
LOL
I like that i=one of the locest said that the other one could play when he grew thumbs. HALLO ROCKS! NooB
#9 - Spartan 117 - 11/17/2007 - 08:44
This comic strip is the best I've seen so far. Every issue is different from the previous one, but still absolutely hilarious!
#8 - Addy - 11/16/2007 - 22:05
GEARS AND HALO KICK ASS!!!
DUDE!!! this is my favorite of them all! It be awsome if Master Chief could take on the locust and Marcus Fenix the Covenant. THAT WOULD TOTALLY KICK ASS!!!
#7 - Jonny683 - 11/16/2007 - 15:16
Keep up the great work Zzombie!
Its funny because its true and funny because...well because its funny. Great work Zzombie.
#6 - Bansheesdie - 11/15/2007 - 19:23
Call of what?
Halo 3 will rule for a long time, call of duty is already out, if it is going to do anything it needs to hurry up
#5 - Lee - 11/15/2007 - 16:44
ZZoMBiE13, you get +1 internet.
I've never seen a Halo comic that's made me laugh for every single issue until I came across this one. (Except One One Se7en, that one gets groans every time..) You need to get commended, or sponsored, or medals of victory for making a comic strip so constantly hilarious. You rock.
#4 - Stormfury - 11/15/2007 - 16:37
thats funny

the gray one has a pink controller
#3 - wolfy - 11/15/2007 - 16:06
They'll be moving on to Call of Duty 4 very soon...
#2 - PlasmaFire - 11/15/2007 - 15:48
LOL That's funny!:D I likey!
#1 - Noped - 11/15/2007 - 15:44
LOL
#0 - Chris - 11/15/2007 - 15:36
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