Another Halo Comic Strip

I thought about making coins come out of his ass when Chief kicked him. But then I thought better of it.

I should also point out that I don't hate Nintendo or Mario. I just think the Chief and Halo are the best thing since Zombies Ate My Neighbors (my all time-favorite game). So therefore it's my duty to champion Bungie's masterpiece game when other titles come out and people start honking about "Game of the Year!". We all know Halo 3 is the GOTY! Am I right???

Comments

not funny

dude kicking mario is in the back old day's but this?.......
this is not funny for mario and he is like an lengend >-(

#39 - bruno - 09/19/2009 - 09:20

I think halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kicks marios butt and doesnt afraid of anything

#38 - LOLMEISTER? - 09/12/2009 - 10:06

for fucking sakes...

ok to make all of u shut the fuck up master chief in his mid 40s he looks like hes in his twenties but is as active as a 17 yr old (not 1 that sits around playing video games)

#37 - Paul - 08/28/2009 - 20:30

FUNNY

This was very funny. I think the coin idea would have been funnier.

#36 - DavaDarko - 05/01/2009 - 16:02

Speaking of jumping

I once in halo 2 jumped on a hunter's head and he was walkin around till I whacked hime for the 100th time

#35 - dude93 - 12/30/2008 - 00:26

Lol! Mario sux! he thinks he's da best

#34 - L-O-L - 12/15/2008 - 04:45

should've

you so should've had placed coins coming out of marios ass it would have been FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 - MCJEDI117 - 11/18/2008 - 18:45

liar!

I don't believe you zzombie, you hate Nintendo... SAY IT!YOU CAN NOT DENY IT!!!!

#32 - mariorulez - 10/15/2008 - 16:01

But....

chief is about 42 and since hes spent so much time in cryo sleep he probably looks like hes in his 20's or something

#31 - Naf - 07/21/2008 - 22:23

ahem

It is spelled CANON. saeve puer!

Excellent comic by the way.

#30 - johnny jameson - 05/08/2008 - 18:19

lol mario looks like a old drukin smokin hiary man lol
nice zzombie

#29 - Creed - 04/27/2008 - 12:21

Actually the books are cannon, I mean bungie hired the authors to make them for the very purpose of adding more backstory to the halo universe, now there are some occasional discrepencies, but all in all it's cannon.

#28 - Hoboking - 04/26/2008 - 23:41

Dumbass.

"Jesse Burton"
The Master Chief isn't old... probably like in his twenties or thirties. Fuck the books: they're non-cannon. Know what that means?
Probably not.
I appreciate that you're a fan, but there's no fool-proof connection between the book and the games. Games are more reliable than books based off games.

#27 - Error: SUX2BU - 04/26/2008 - 00:39

LMFAO

LMFAO!

Now Mario realizes how hard chief works!

#26 - Saif - 02/26/2008 - 06:32

Actually

Master chief IS old, I didn't do the math but hes at least 40-50 years if I'm correct. (read the books dude)

#25 - Jesse Burton - 01/30/2008 - 20:23

Hmm...

"Silly bitches. Mario doesn't need a Bee suit to kill retarded unoriginal alien things. He doesn't even need a crappy cyber suit. All he needs are feet. Don't you see? He kills creatures with his bare hands. That makes him better than that old man in a power suit could ever be."

Erm, no, MARIO kills TURTLES by STEPPING on them.

#24 - Grant - 01/12/2008 - 22:57

Dumbass

Jellyfloter said:
"He kills creatures with his bare hands. That makes him better than that old man in a power suit could ever be."

WTF? Master Chief's not old!

#23 - Voice of Reason - 12/27/2007 - 22:37

Nice :D

Your comic is definitely funny ... even seeing a hero I've never played as kick my main man's ass. There's no hate, just humor. I like Mario Galaxy.

As for the bee suit question, I think a bee suit is supposed to sound pathetically weak compared to Chief's kick-butt armor.

#22 - Tom - 12/06/2007 - 00:11

Lol

Silly bitches. Mario doesn't need a Bee suit to kill retarded unoriginal alien things. He doesn't even need a crappy cyber suit. All he needs are feet. Don't you see? He kills creatures with his bare hands. That makes him better than that old man in a power suit could ever be.

#21 - Jellyfloater - 12/05/2007 - 22:52

Mario's face is priceless!

Seriously though, I thought Halo fans loved bees. What's with the hating on the bee suit?

#20 - harbl - 12/05/2007 - 22:45

I'm a huge Halo fan

and I thought this comic sucked ginormous moneky balls

#19 - Xboxfan#11222122312 - 12/05/2007 - 22:34

Im a Nintendo/Xbox fan

And hat was funny I like your comics a lot keep up the good work

#18 - Cict - 11/21/2007 - 09:25

HEy darkgroundn

MC talks bout the bee suit cause it is in the new mario game. Also, mc never shares his suuit

#17 - Spartan 117 - 11/17/2007 - 08:49

Bee Suit?

I think the joke was super funny, but I just cant get what that bee suit part means? any help please

#16 - darkgroudon - 11/15/2007 - 22:25

I love how everyone on here making fun of Nintendo is probably like 12. Back in the day, Nintendo was the freaking shit. The guy even says he doesn't hate Nintendo. Stop trying to be cool, the Wii and Mario kick as much ass as the 360 and Halo do.

#15 - KC - 11/15/2007 - 19:29

ALso...

Oh yeah, i also hate nintendo! HALO ROCKS

#14 - Spartan 117 - 11/14/2007 - 20:45

HALO beats MArio's butt

HAlo can kick marios butt. Espicsally in the bee suit! NooBs.

#13 - Spartan 117 - 11/14/2007 - 20:43

Nicec work...

I think the coins coming out of his asss would have been amusing, if not a little overboard. Keep up the good work!

Noodles

#12 - SG Noodles - 11/14/2007 - 06:42

Being a fan of both MS and Nintendo...

...it's hilarious to see both of them glued together in this strip. Awesome work; keep it up!

#11 - PlasmaFire - 11/14/2007 - 03:11

I love nintendo

and that was funny as hell!

#10 - adam - 11/13/2007 - 20:10

I lolz

rofl, Mario finnaly gets pwned, and those grunts look buff, keep up the fantastic comics, oh and GRUNTZ RULE!!!

#9 - MonsterMouth Comics - 11/13/2007 - 18:52

Awesome

Finally someone kicks Mario's ass (literally) in the Halo universe. GOD, I hate Nintendo SO MUCH. Thanks for making my day.

#8 - John - 11/13/2007 - 17:09

LMAO that was a good one!

#7 - stickman - 11/13/2007 - 16:37

I'm a Nintendo fan

But I like your comics. I know how to take a joke. It's called laughing. good stuff.

#6 - Mickey - 11/13/2007 - 16:14

Don't let any real nintendo fanboys hear you otherwise you will be flamed into death.

Really good comic dude stunt might have a rival on his hands.

#5 - PHANTOMFIRE X - 11/13/2007 - 14:05

Very funny comics, keep up the awesome work. You notice how almost every game on the wii either stars some cartoon character, is only fun when your drunk or is trying to rip off halo?

#4 - Cortana - 11/13/2007 - 13:42

More! Moooorrrreee!!!

Back to your drawing bord monky man! More comicez for us! .....please and thankyou?

#3 - John Kenyon - 11/13/2007 - 13:17

all right

finnaly mario is toast, yes!
wuhoo!
your comics are awsome too

#2 - wolfy - 11/13/2007 - 10:13

Awesome dude.

Just simply awesome.

#1 - Shea - 11/13/2007 - 08:04

nice, I hate the wii
also, first!

#0 - John - 11/13/2007 - 06:54


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