I thought about making coins come out of his ass when Chief kicked him. But then I thought better of it.

I should also point out that I don't hate Nintendo or Mario. I just think the Chief and Halo are the best thing since Zombies Ate My Neighbors (my all time-favorite game). So therefore it's my duty to champion Bungie's masterpiece game when other titles come out and people start honking about "Game of the Year!".  We all know Halo 3 is the GOTY! Am I right???