114 - Oh, The Irony

Today marks one year since Louis posted the first 5 AHCS comics. I wanted to make something for the occasion. Unfortunately it took me a while to get back in the swing of drawing the Arbiter since I haven't been drawing him for a while.

So anyway, I hope you like the comic. It's shorter than I intended, but the joke is there, even though I crammed it all into one panel instead of three.

Querry from the comment section:

how in the heck does an Elite *eat*?

This has come up before. And my stock answer has always been thus. I think it would have to resemble Dr Zoidberg from Futurama. In the last season episode called "Roswell than ends well" there is a scene where he is "licking" food off of a two way mirror. I imagine Elites eat like that.

Although it could be more like the way a snake eats. Once a month they swallow a grunt whole or something.


Comments

hmm..
What covenant species could actually blow a candle out? Grunts and their methane, hunters don't have "lungs".
#89 - brandini - 08/18/2010 - 01:04
Carbon nanotubes
@Hau.
I know this is kind of late (Well, a lot late) But all of the Spartans I, II, and III, never had Metal implants, aside from the Neural interface in the back of their skull (Which all UNSC had). However, they did have Carbon Nano-tube inlays in their bones (Which is actually a slowly developing science) which improved Bone density, and strength, not to mention the injections which improved not only muscles, but also the tendons and ligaments, which would hold their bone structure together under the pressure of the suit.

Yeah, I'm a Halo nerd! (Why am I acting proud of that?)
#88 - Joe 2.0 - 07/15/2010 - 19:41
lol. smart thinking.
knowing that being an "Arbiter" is a religious name for covenant ranks, lol.
Happy Birthday!
;-)Thank for giving me expectation for all these comics and I really like it.
#86 - falexak - 03/22/2010 - 03:04
Sangheili translation
In one of the books, it said that the covenant have translators that allow them to curse at the inhabitants of the planet they were attacking. The same technology should allow them to converse with a human.
#85 - ChuckNorris - 02/15/2010 - 10:56
How do Sangheili talk?
I always assumed that the humans had some kind of universal translator similar to those seen in Star Trek or perhaps some kind of nanite solution similar to Farscape's translator microbes. And that no Sangheili ever actually spoke English (or "human" as it were) and that the "Worts" "Snorts" and "Raawrs" from the first game were more akin to what they actually speak like. In Halo1 it sounded like a few words would get through whatever translation equipment the Chief had but mostly just Wort.


Wort Wort Wort.
#84 - ZZoMBiE13 - 01/27/2010 - 16:37
Sangheili Drinking
Maybe they just, you know, stuck their heads underwater. They would have needed to live near fairly deep water for that to work well, though. And since the bestiary I got with Halo 3 didn't say a word about Sanghelios, it's really hard to tell. Though, the small fraction of their planet that was shown depicted a rather large oceans. So there's always possibilities that the Elites clustered around large inland lakes.
#83 - Crazyraider312 - 10/28/2009 - 16:52
Almost forgot
The Arbiter could blow out the candle, in theory - he'd just have to put the flame near his throat (which means between the mandibles) and exhale really, really hard. Depending on his lung capacity and diaphragm (or whatever Sangheili move their lungs with) strength, he could do it. As Zzombie noted, his lack of lips means he'd have no way to focus the air, and his wide throat means his breath would be rather diffuse. Even if he could blow hard enough, however, it would still mean sticking a lighted candle in his mouth, and the Unggoy have a trademark on that kind of stupidity.

All this brings up another interesting question: How do Sangheili talk? The vowels would be easy enough, but how do they pronounce consonants?
#82 - Trevor - 10/14/2009 - 23:20
Sorry for getting scientific, but...
The Sangheili definitely swallow their prey whole. Aside from the fact that they have no masticating (chewing) ability, their inward-pointed teeth are a big hint. You can see similar inward-facing teeth on predatory species on Earth - not necessarily animals, either. Look at a pitcher plant, and you'll see inward-facing bristles, which will let prey in but not out. Any struggling will only propel the prey further in. The Sangheili's evolutionary ancestors likely ate using the same mechanism, using the mandibles to allow for different sizes of prey, and to nudge it towards the throat if it wasn't being cooperative. Their bite is actually incapable of cutting, only holding (and dealing some nasty puncture wounds.)

As for liquids, the fact that there is neither a lower jaw or similar appendage to gather them nor a rough tongue (like a cat's) nor a proboscis means that drinking would be rather difficult... perhaps whatever Sangheili eat has a high water content? If anyone else has an idea about how Sangheili could consume the necessary fluids (in the days before they invented tools, of course), please post it. Ditto for ideas as to how they taste (I'm thinking something on the roof of the mouth, or the inside of the mandibles.)

Also, Zzombie: As far as I know, Sangheili don't have tongues (you can get a good view of the Arbiter's mouth in the Halo 2 cutscene where he's branded), so he couldn't "lick".
#81 - Trevor - 10/14/2009 - 23:12
Yes he is a cyborg you morons
He has metal enhancements along with the serums... Otherwise the MJOLNIR armor would cause his arms to rip out of their sockets from the sheer power. Learn to read -_-
#80 - Hau - 09/29/2009 - 00:56
No hes not, hes a super soldier.
The master chief is a SUPER SOLDIER. He looks like a cyborg. He just got a few shots and some type of formula, and he became a super soldier. I read a lot of Halo books (all of them!Literally) so he just says hes a cyborg cuz hes a super human
The More You Know! B-)
#79 - Jeketa - 09/23/2009 - 23:15
Is a cyborg
Ya, mastercheif is a cyborg. on HCE, the tag is cyborg_mp, so he must be a cyborg
#78 - koo294 - 07/29/2009 - 15:08
Well I've been reading all the comics backwards, and its kind of funnier
#77 - Scortch072 - 06/17/2009 - 00:05
lol. late
Fan it with yer arm!!!
#76 - xalener - 06/14/2009 - 00:16
Mr. and Owner of Sprehn Productions.
HEY! Master Chief isn't a CYBORG! His a human with an super soldier high tech armor on his body, an elite soldier and the armor enchance his senses and strenght agility and speed. But he isn't a cyborg. A cyborg is an half machine and half human you know? Meat combined with flesh inside body and sometimes outside. An Android is mean to be completly robot that only looks like human but can be Cyborg too like in Dragon Ball!
#75 - Lukas - 06/09/2009 - 11:24
Hey!
Arby could just eat the candle! Or Cortana could turn on the fan with her electronic powers! Or Cheif (this will never happen) could just take his FRIGGEN helmet off!
#74 - MeowMix140 - 04/17/2009 - 22:52
still missing ya!
Well its been a few weeks since someone gave you a reminder to come back and make comics, frankly it doesnt even have to be about halo anymore!
#73 - myfakeevo - 01/13/2009 - 10:01
Wow
Cortana is teh hawt!
#72 - bob - 12/23/2008 - 01:09
so close
you were so close to comic 117
#71 - McChickenPie - 12/21/2008 - 16:25
T-T
i no its been a while but lol i just read that last paragragh under the comic. dude ur so friggin funny but ur STILL NOT BACK
CMON MAN!!!!
#70 - Creed - 12/20/2008 - 21:22
you are so funny;-);-)
#69 - halomaster - 12/19/2008 - 14:38
HALO 4-EVER
Halo will be live forever thanks all players and peoples like Zzombie13.
#68 - FX4087 - 12/19/2008 - 08:57
are u making a Christmas strip like last time?
Not exactly, but I did just start making 115. Should be ready before Christmas. Does that count?
#67 - ZZoMBiE13 - 12/18/2008 - 01:20
Christmas
are u making a Christmas strip like last time?;-)
#66 - hu cares - 12/17/2008 - 14:06
wow
cortana has amazing tits!
#65 - me - 12/16/2008 - 21:29
GodDAMN...
For taking a break away from things, I sure have to say that even if your humour hasn't dulled a bit, your art sure has jumped up a few notches for being away O___O
#64 - Random - 12/13/2008 - 18:37
So Who is going to post a new one first?
You or Elena over at the other long fallow online comic, HAFT?

~AnonomissX~
#63 - ~AnonomissX~ - 12/12/2008 - 10:49
I'm in love with this place
dude i have completely fallen for your style of comics. seriously this is some good stuff. please say that you are coming back or something. also a good idea for a comic would be something to do with the new Halo Recon game coming out.
#62 - Sticky Venom - 12/10/2008 - 23:57
The cake
The cake is a lie!>-(
#61 - Tingalz - 12/08/2008 - 15:44
:-(more please, comon!!
#60 - bouncer - 12/03/2008 - 19:12
:}
3 more dude, you can do it

#59 - Scorch - 12/03/2008 - 03:09
grrr i am so sick of clicking "newest one" and being sent to this page. I am still hopefully, get well soon ZZombiez
#58 - Free Beer - 12/02/2008 - 23:56
Congrats!!
haha...dude!!...that was awesome!!...and well i think maybe The Arby do something like in south park...like...food on his ass...and crap out of his mouth...and his mandibles are some kind of..."shit treatment system"...haha you rock men...im Mexican and i love your comicstrip..B-)
#57 - KRVZTIIE - 11/28/2008 - 11:22
Ello Governor!
Great comics!:-D
#56 - Ello - 11/25/2008 - 20:57
Dang
That must be depressing
#55 - Ghost2401 - 11/24/2008 - 21:50
I r know the Arbiter's real name...
But to not spoil it to the other people on here, you might want to check the Halopedia article on it. Just click my name and then search for "The Arbiter" and there should be a redirect link to his real name.

It'd be funny when MC finds out the REAL REAL name of Arbs.
#54 - SPARTAN-984 - 11/23/2008 - 14:48
ME LIKEY!!!:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Good Job ZZombie
#53 - Mike - 11/22/2008 - 01:21
Petty_officer Kelly
when do draw another comic-strip?:-D
#52 - Shelley Singh - 11/21/2008 - 09:03
NICES
Well i just kinda feel like post'n an' i feel like jest sayin that you havn't lost your sense of humor! Also i think that, since elites live on another planet (come on didnt anyone think of that!) they eat some strange creature which cook so it comes out like long string which they then just put down their throat.
#51 - -=BP=- Tonka - 11/18/2008 - 18:44
WOW
I thought this website died.
I was bored and decided to check it and sure enough, there are 2 new comics.
WOW.

--Darkrift
#50 - Darkrift2401 - 11/16/2008 - 18:54
Nice!
Well I guess the Arbiter could..uhh
Lick?The candle out?:-P

Great to have ya back Zzombie!
*Happy birthday to you!*
(Or erm, ANTC that is lol:-D)
#49 - LaUra - 11/14/2008 - 18:59
at #46
On the covanet ships are things on walls representing a nipple( no joke) And the grunts get all the nourishment they need from them o_O
#48 - Ninja - 11/10/2008 - 00:00
:( sucks for them
:-( sorry about the not being able to blow out the candle but Zzombie like the comics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#47 - jediking117 - 11/09/2008 - 23:08
w8 wat about grunts
ok ok forget about instant nodles (the arbiter or how ever u spel it) he uses a fonel but wat about the grunts how do they eat did bungi and micro soft even think about it?
#46 - captan man - 11/09/2008 - 06:25
i make comics 2 :)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG OMFL UR BACK !!!!!!!!!!!! BACK!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s i make halo comics 2 dont wory i wont take ur ideas

p.s.s my halo comic is caled halo for noobs



p.s.s.s ther is no web site so dont bother lukin it up on the inter web


p.s.s.s.s hi zombie13 nice comic ill chek up 2moro c if thr is a new 1
#45 - captan man - 11/09/2008 - 06:08
OMG OMG OMG!!!
OMG. Those were great. Are you going to make any more of them soon? I'd love to know how to draw like that! Its so neat! I am, however, confused about how Arbiter cant blow out the candles... I mean, he has to breath right? So he should be able to blow out them candles. And Chief should be able to if he tried. He has that little button that opens the hole in his helmet so he can drink stuff. All he'd have to do is open it. But still *chuckles* it WAS freaking funny. No matter what. I love your comics. Cant wait till you make #117 of your comics! I LOVE your work. Its funny, and interesting. It gives a whole new perspective on the Halo Universe. Keep it up ol' buddy.
#44 - Intress - 11/09/2008 - 00:46
OH SNAP!
YESS!! Zzombie is back!! awesome comic, cant wait for the others! i think RVB should come out with another series called "Red VS Blue: Uprising" its where the two teams, and chruch who has magicly re-appeared, tucker, and the others, are doing what the do(fighting, complaining, ect)and the Elites come and are attacking each red and blue base and the only bases left are the ones sarge, grif, and a new character(Epsolan) have to defend it so humanity can get back on its feet/ destroy/ally with the opposing force. its still in the works(AKA, my head) so besides all that, yayness, Zzombie is back!!
#43 - omega171 - 11/08/2008 - 18:10
Zzombie13 I always new someday you would come walking back through my door.
#42 - Taylor - 11/06/2008 - 12:16
Woot!
May i be the first to run in circles screaming "OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!"?

Yay, ZzoMBIE's back!
#41 - Blarg! - 11/05/2008 - 17:23
Zzombie13 still not deaddd!!!
Boo yah!! He's still here!:-D
#40 - Mr Black - 11/04/2008 - 06:29
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