Another Halo Comic Strip

Blue guy...

The blue Spartan-II...

Is the same as the Master Chief on the top.

#59 - Fluffball Gato - 06/16/2009 - 12:42

oh crap

I've read 102 of these!

#58 - kyle - 06/02/2009 - 14:09

YOU?!?

nah, i'm probably the worst player there is. (minus master chief himself of course XD) then again, i didn't get owned by a traffic cone... ;p

#57 - Xandrae - 04/11/2009 - 16:56

Awww

I'm pretty bad at Halo too. I, too, know what its like to have the game mistake my suckiness as a black hole.

But its all about having fun, right!...Right? Why are my teammates quitting...;_;

#56 - Zodiac - 09/09/2008 - 21:18

nice keep up the good work!

I have Halo 3 and im probably the best player in my town! :-D

no one can really beat me on Halo [1-3] im a big halo fan except one person the only person can beat me he's the only person to beat me on Halo @ Pond Inlet [I live there] one of Canada's Territories [Nunavut] B-)

#55 - Lil Juggalo 13 4eva - 08/26/2008 - 20:59

Lolz

love the tear

#54 - Fenton 2010 - 07/25/2008 - 08:58

Don't worry to much about your Halo skills, just remember there will always be people that suck more then you =D lol

#53 - Catwoman - 07/17/2008 - 12:13

Sad

Don't be so hard on yourself, that is pretty funny though, we should play online together sometime.

#52 - Caboose - 07/08/2008 - 15:01

Het, is that Valhalla?

nice, even though i don't have Halo 3, i bet u rock

#51 - Fake Name - 06/24/2008 - 02:24

Wouldn't the singularity make you awesome at Halo because you'd suck everyone up, or does the sucking up not count towards your kill score?

#50 - The Silent Stranger - 06/22/2008 - 08:20

I know a guy who sucks the most

I was playing one on one with my friend. 25 point game right. I won with a lead of twenty six points. And he was trying too.

#49 - Bloody Warlord - 06/21/2008 - 15:48

Lol

I remember when i first played halo, i was at a friends house and i didnt even know some of the people there, but apparently i sucked so much that they actually made me play the campaign over and over, since they thought i would somewhat get better then...
i ended up beating the campaign over 50 times... bad times :-(

#48 - Alwin Roth - 06/21/2008 - 10:40

uwannano

you can't be as bad as me.....i made the game lag while i was offline.....on solo.....standing still........yea.......

u little lying piece of crap. thats freaking impossible b¬┘╪¿⌐ΘΦ§Φ§6-9898-ò§µ!╪9897Y7○87┼456 thats right

i'm not lying dude......i found a way.......it's all about experimentation.....and the mind of mad scientist while walking the fine line between genius and insanity
also......stop spazing on the keyboard dude......not nice

#47 - L0yD3 R33D - 06/21/2008 - 10:06

About the "Black Hole Equipment"

There was actually going to be a piece of equipment in Halo 3 that generated a Black Hole, which would suck in everything nearby, including bullets. I'd imagine he was referring to that.

#46 - Aye Mak Sicur - 06/21/2008 - 09:41

I can understand

I remember the first time I played live, I was terrible I played on lockout on halo 2 I couldnt tell the difference between enemies and teammates, they got mad at me

#45 - person - 06/21/2008 - 08:29

death.....ness

i think i suck the most cause i died 25 times in a 1V1 slayer (Halo2, zanzabar)versus a 6-YEAR-OLD!!! how lame is that?
btw, keep up the good work!!

#44 - omega17 - 06/20/2008 - 23:31

"Did you use the black hole because the black hole equipment never made it?"

Sorry but I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know what "Black Hole equipment" is.
A black hole or Gravitational Singularity is basically a giant ball of suck, from which not even light can escape. Which also perfectly describes my Halo Matchmaking skills.

NOTE:
I have yet to read Contact Harvest and I'm only halfway through Ghosts of Onyx so if it's story points from either of those, keep it to yourself. Please and Thank you. :-D

#43 - ZZoMBiE13 - 06/20/2008 - 23:15

I am wondering

Did you use the black hole because the black hole equipment never made it?

#42 - MASTER CHIEFY - 06/20/2008 - 22:07

hmm

the people in the comics haven't been too nice to you since you got back
maybe they need a break

#41 - LOD mega785 - 06/20/2008 - 21:28

Obviously you don't suck that much to get the Rogue helmet......Or are you trying to make yourself feel better.

#40 - SD - 06/20/2008 - 20:38

in black holes

everything gets sucked to the bottom and is destroyed.

#39 - shancad - 06/20/2008 - 15:24

I bet I'm worse. My skills lie in campaign.

Same here. I can eat the Covenant for breakfast. But when there is a human brain behind the guns firing at me, well you read the comic. I suck-start a gravitational anomoly.

#38 - ZZoMBiE13 - 06/20/2008 - 12:31

aww, it can't be that bad.
...what happens in the hole there anyway?

#37 - lolpokey - 06/20/2008 - 10:29

Cool

I like your sense of humor. Ever thought of drawing a hornet related comic? By the way, i use your drawing style

#36 - MASTER CHIEFY - 06/20/2008 - 09:48

why do young kids play an M rated game anyway?

#35 - Lonewolf17 - 06/20/2008 - 08:45

I bet I am worse ...

I really love HALO (1-3) but I don't have time play 8 hours a day ... some kids obviously have ...
The younger the voices on the COM sound the more they kick my ass ... ;o) ...

I don't care .. I just play for fun. And I usually get one or two kills a game ;o) ...

#34 - Maximilian M. CommandoBot - 06/20/2008 - 08:19

The sad truth comes out...

I bet I'm worse. My skills lie in campaign. Everyone around me thinks I own because I'm so into Halo, but I'm a little less than average when it comes to gameplay. I can get a few kills, but otherwise I get my butt kicked.

I can kill my friends, but only because they're absolutely horrible...only slightly better than my dad, and he doesn't know the difference between the "A" and the "B" button. ('tis true ._.)

#33 - Invader-Shi - 06/20/2008 - 07:42

Doug! NOOO!

Funny man! Made me laugh when i saw doug flying! :-D

KEEP MAkING MORE!

#32 - Master Chef - 06/20/2008 - 06:39

Bwah-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa!

Hilarious, man! I think this may be my favorite strip yet!

#31 - Tom-D194 - 06/20/2008 - 01:23

Error: SUX2BU

That made me laugh. :-D

#30 - Daft909 - 06/20/2008 - 01:17

Good

Good to have you back, dude.
Missed you and your funny comics.
Gonna be getting a 360 soon, folks. I'll be sure to post my gamertag here when I get it.

--Darkrift

#29 - Darkrift - 06/19/2008 - 22:43

at least you havent made single player campaign on easy lag up

#28 - shadow_lancer - 06/19/2008 - 22:23

L0yD3 R33D

u little lying piece of crap. thats freaking impossible b¬┘╪¿⌐ΘΦ§Φ§6-9898-ò§µ!╪9897Y7○87┼456 thats right

#27 - uwannano - 06/19/2008 - 22:20

xD

Wow.
I'd hate to see what happens when you play with Stuntmutt.

#26 - Error: SUX2BU - 06/19/2008 - 21:58

A question

What happens when two black holes meet? By that, I mean when you play against Stuntmutt?
Just kidding.

#25 - Ledundead - 06/19/2008 - 21:54

you can't be as bad as me.....i made the game lag while i was offline.....on solo.....standing still........yea.......

#24 - L0yD3 R33D - 06/19/2008 - 21:27

Wow, that'd be awesome if the game did that. Created a gravity well that was proportionately as big as how much you suck. xD

#23 - Rockdio - 06/19/2008 - 21:08

I've played a few games with you, you're alright. We still have fun, plus I know someone who is worse then you.

Cortana
XOXOXOX

#22 - Cortana - 06/19/2008 - 18:57

Gold.

Doug Noooooo ... I LoL'd, people at work looked at me weird

#21 - Teh Shadowman - 06/19/2008 - 18:55

I just noticed the guy on the mongoose is the same picture on the banner except blue.

#20 - A guyz - 06/19/2008 - 18:53

Gravel Invitational Stink Hilarity

haha, wow, didn't notice this the first time
nice one dude, good play on words or something :-P

#19 - Acclamator - 06/19/2008 - 18:12

Lol(don't worry your about 10billion times better than myself,!)
Great to have you back Zzombie
Keep it up!

#18 - LaUra - 06/19/2008 - 17:17

What's he got to do with it?

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

#17 - AnOminous - 06/19/2008 - 17:16

HAHA

well, no matter what people will say, i will always think you rock.

ALWAYS.

coca cola.

ERRR always.

also, my dear man, i must tell...

'its a interdimensional super nova thing'

'a what?'

'a super nova hole, YOU SIMPLETON'

hillarious

do more, mr.ZZOMBIE13

#16 - chris119 - 06/19/2008 - 17:09

Big W3rdz Mayk Yu Smrt

nice title-- and nice knowing you know what a singularity is

#15 - General Vagueness - 06/19/2008 - 16:29

HEY

wtf zzombie, y u ruin everyones game. god wut the hell is wrong.?????also wut happens when u play campaign, do u become a brute and kill truth secretly?? hmmm do ya??
actually that woukd be a cool way to play halo.

welcome back

(ruiner gamer guy)

#14 - uwannano - 06/19/2008 - 15:57

lols

haha
z5blue it appears you are number 0 to comment and has anyone tried the thing with the elite in multiplayer I said that other time

#13 - person - 06/19/2008 - 15:40

Lol

Well, that was uncalled for.

#12 - Gman361 - 06/19/2008 - 14:12

Are you really that bad?

What's it like playing matchmaking then, ZzoMBIE? :-D

#11 - Blarg! - 06/19/2008 - 13:42

Elite

First bs angel and now you. I don't think since St. Paul's time [2 Cor 30] has there been so much bragging over who can be worse!

I've already outed myself (hey, it says I'm skill level 11, because I'm not skill level 25 nor 40 ... "please don't shoot the peano player, he's doing the best he can"), but when you have players on your friend's list say, "Well, geophf, you're not that good a Halo player, no offense," and they mean it, and you agree ... well, then, there it is.

I think I can claim the "No Prize" for being the worstest H3 live playah.

I will say this, if I'm on your team, I'll do my best to win the game, and if I'm on the other side, I'll do my best to stop you ... I'll compliment you're 1337 skilz during the game, no matter what sides we fall out on, and I'll say 'good game' afterwards.

#10 - geophf - 06/19/2008 - 13:17


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