97 - The right man for the job

Gotta thank my friend Chad for the idea behind the punchline. I showed him number 96 and he sarcastically replied: "Who's Arbiters stunt double, Jar Jar?"

The rest, as they say, is history.


Comments

WTF
ok so how does he think they look alike D.A.
#53 - monkeyman - 08/04/2010 - 13:56
Nice. Also, I looked and there is a striking resemblece between the elites and General Grievous. Look at the body shapes.:-D
#52 - Haybusai - 11/25/2009 - 19:30
i always thought
>-( i always thot that jar jar was related to jackals
#51 - ahaha - 07/19/2009 - 18:30
COMMUNISM AND MANGOS
hah, what a wonderful choice of stunt double, a protoss from starcraft may have been better, but jarjar is certainly funnier
#50 - Cozakaxo - 10/12/2008 - 09:52
*Fan Girl Squeal*
Jar-Jar liiives! I like him, he's funny!:-P
#49 - Mira 118 - 08/16/2008 - 10:42
Mesa think yousa bein raciss. >-(
#48 - Jar Jar - 05/21/2008 - 14:50
:EDIT
I need a hobby because I have too much time on my hands
#47 - anonymous - 05/13/2008 - 22:35
Jar-Jar
Why does everyone hate Jar-Jar? He never did anything wrong...
#46 - Eye of Sith - 05/13/2008 - 18:15
Kill binks!!
Seriusly, somebody have to kill him!!
#45 - oggespartan117 - 05/10/2008 - 17:29
Re: star wars
If Jar Jar DOES catch the bomb with his tongue, I can only hope he's standing on the goal pad when he does.

Mwahaha.
#44 - Robin - 05/10/2008 - 11:19
Nice
By the way, nice banner. Lol, Arbs is hanging for his life.
#43 - Master Chiefy - 05/10/2008 - 08:49
BLAST HIM!!!!
Blast Him Hard!>-(
#42 - Co Attican - 05/09/2008 - 21:12
starwars
way-to-go!!!B-) i wonder if jar-jar can play Griff-ball? he'll probably use his tung to catch the ball!! lol
#41 - omega17 - 05/09/2008 - 17:23
This might be the best one yet
Hilarious, I did not see that coming at all.

Some constructive criticism:
I would have loved to have seen a one-two joke punch in this comic, though thats not always possible. The Jar Jar line I think could have been a bit better. "Blasted? Meesa already drunksa!" "Yousa was maybe expectings C3P0?" I'm reaching here, but it feels like there could be a line that would enhance the comic punch a bit more than the Star Wars cliche "I have a bad feeling about this".

Overall though the concept is just laugh-out-loud funny, and the art just keeps getting better. Nice one.
#40 - harborpirate - 05/09/2008 - 17:17
Reattack!
Attacks Muskie with Energy Gravity Hammer Omnislash

Attack throw: 10d10=Direct Hit

Muskie has been one-hit-killed.

1000 Experience for SPARTAN-984

SPARTAN-984 has went up a level from Level 25 to Level 26!
#39 - SPARTAN-984 - 05/09/2008 - 15:16
*Jedi Mind-Tricks Zombie into making #100 have Arbie in a towel..*
Saving throw=2D8: effective

Mind Control diverted to a nearby chicken.
#38 - ZZoMBiE13 - 05/09/2008 - 10:27
MESA LOVE JAR JAR BINKS
:-D haha jar jar is in the comics. ok so his ay of taling is a bit annoying but otherwise he's an awsome character. he's so funny :-D
#37 - estarinuta - 05/09/2008 - 08:42
damn
im not zzombie.
#36 - Dream on - 05/09/2008 - 07:40
Actually..
I was actually in the middle of Playing a Star Wars Tabletop RPG When I saw this. Whoot! Great work as always.

To the guy who said there were seven guys who liked Jar Jar? Make it Eight. And not in an entirely healthy way, either, if you know what I mean.. -laughs-

*Jedi Mind-Tricks Zombie into making #100 have Arbie in a towel..*


#35 - Muskie - 05/09/2008 - 05:29
Trend?
Been following [but not dropping comments].

However, this is proving to be tempting... What's a grunt's double?

:-D
#34 - Arelason - 05/09/2008 - 03:49
I wonder....
Elites always used to say, "Wort, wort, wort," correct?
What would Jar-Jar say?
"Meesah gonna pwn-- OH! MEE FACE!"
Something like that?
A treat for all Jar-Jar haters.
[ Inner Me: "As opposed to?" ]
[ Me: "Good point." ]
#33 - Error: SUX2BU - 05/09/2008 - 01:01
why does everyone seem to hate jar-jar binks?
#32 - wierdo - 05/08/2008 - 23:51
w00t
i love the new header. could u possibly make that a wallpaper somehow?:-D
#31 - 117649 - 05/08/2008 - 22:59
i hope it will make it to 100+!
Heh, I'm working on #100 right now. :-D
#30 - ZZoMBiE13 - 05/08/2008 - 22:56
@ tHe_vIsitor
hahahaha, good call buddy
way to bring spaceballs back into it
#29 - Acclamator - 05/08/2008 - 22:20
Alternate Stunt Double
Dude! your comics rock!one thing, though. no offense, but instead of using Jar Jar, i think a much better double would be a murloc or grunt, paid with cheese! well, keep up the good work, please do not take the comments away, and i hope it will make it to 100+!:-D
#28 - Od - 05/08/2008 - 21:37
Gold.
I've been reading these for a while (lurking) but this just deserves applause.

*applaudes*

well done ZZoMBie13, love your work.
#27 - Teh Shadowman - 05/08/2008 - 21:11
Actually...
'"I'm one of the only seven guys who actually like Jar-Jar, but I found this amusing."

No, there's only 5 left. We converted two of them around New Years. '
Nope. Counting me and Lt. Jessie, it's back up to seven. ;-) Great comic, as always.
#26 - Wanderhome - 05/08/2008 - 19:46
it's about blooby time somebody did this
nice.....i really hate him.......

also nice new banner
#25 - L0yD3 R33D - 05/08/2008 - 18:17
DIE JAR-JAR DIE!!!!!
good comic, can't wait for the next one.
#24 - Zeiram - 05/08/2008 - 18:14
Sucker
HA HA Finally some one else can get beat up by The chief. The arbiter is awesome!
#23 - Caboose - 05/08/2008 - 18:08
Aww...
Poor Jar-Jar... :oops: I actually like the fella, especially the way he spoke. Though with Jar-Jar being Arby's stunt double, one has to wonder what he looks like with the armor on... :-P
#22 - Lt. Jessie - 05/08/2008 - 18:00
hey we canadaians don't say aloot !!!
#21 - beb fett - 05/08/2008 - 17:53
You idiots! You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!
Sergeant Johnson, of course, does (did?) his own stunts.
#20 - tHe_vIsitor - 05/08/2008 - 17:44
Flood?
So how's he gonna look if he gets infected by the Flood?

I imagine that could be the only demise possible to satisfy Jar-Jar haters.
#19 - Seth - 05/08/2008 - 17:25
ahh new years
so thats where those two went...:-P well nice one looking forward to some good jar jar killings in the near future
#18 - dark lord - 05/08/2008 - 17:20
Lukz
"Lul im zzombie"

EDIT:
No, you're not. And while I understand how appealing pretending to be the awesomeness that is me must seem to those who are not me, please, do not use my name. I've asked this a number of times.
-The real, one and only, ZZoMBiE13
#17 - Dream on - 05/08/2008 - 16:36
"I'm one of the only seven guys who actually like Jar-Jar, but I found this amusing."

No, there's only 5 left. We converted two of them around New Years.
#16 - ZZoMBiE13 - 05/08/2008 - 15:54
I'm one of the only seven guys who actually like Jar-Jar, but I found this amusing. :-)
#15 - Dragonclaws - 05/08/2008 - 15:26
w00000t, considering i'm a starwars and a halo ubergeek, you just made my day :-D

and you've made a lot of jarjarhaters happy :-P

very very nice ^^
#14 - Lea - 05/08/2008 - 15:18
nice one Zzombie13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was so funny
and I used my name from Halo CE
#13 - person/cov kill - 05/08/2008 - 15:17
A Loot? Jonny are you Canadian?
#12 - ZZoMBiE13 - 05/08/2008 - 15:16
Star Wars + Halo = SWEETNESS!!!
How many Star Wars fans do you think just became Halo fans?

The Answer: ALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOT
#11 - Jonny683 - 05/08/2008 - 15:10
first whoooooooooooooooooo
sweet also great comic
#10 - first - 05/08/2008 - 15:09
good job
no one likes jar jar anyway>-(
although he is funny looking
#9 - diabeatu - 05/08/2008 - 14:52
Keep up the good work!
#8 - Leeko - 05/08/2008 - 14:32
Frickin Awesome
I went back and read all of your stuff from first to last, and I absolutely love it. You've got a great comic here Zzombie. Keep up the awesome work.

~Just Another Writer
#7 - Just Another Writer - 05/08/2008 - 14:20
AWESOME!
Love it! Even Arby hates Jar-Jar, lol! Keep up the great work, ZZoMB!
#6 - MeKiwi - 05/08/2008 - 14:20
hehe
nice new AHCS label
#5 - Shandranos - 05/08/2008 - 14:16
Whoa
Now this is awesome. I actually sat down and read the whole archive, and I gotta say both your writing and art improved.

As for Jar Jar here, this is without a doubt awesome. Just hope he doesn't grab a Jackal's shield thinking its one of his own races' technology. -Swert
#4 - Swert - 05/08/2008 - 14:12
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