80 - A.I. - Artificial Ignorance: Round 2

This poor comic has been pushed around about 4 or 5 times. Made originally as an early 70-ish comic and bumped several times for others that were more time relevant. Like when Stuntmutt retired I switched 77 from this to the Cortana tribute and it was moved when the new vehicles with the snow theme was released so I could make the one with the Arbiter painting everything. Etc.

 Anyway, I hope you enjoy this ones long overdue release. :)


Comments

i am racist
A.I.s are annoying and stupid! B-)
#49 - goldlegos - 06/28/2010 - 12:49
FINALY! you added a turret for your worthog
#48 - arbyguy - 09/11/2009 - 19:24
maan something like this happened to me but it was a scorpian not a tank.
#47 - kyle - 06/01/2009 - 19:45
Man, this happened for me once, when i'm playing campaign.
#46 - Galmrumbler - 05/02/2009 - 10:33
*IN REPLY TO MIKALCOOL, #42*
to get to the other
cortana (what) cortana (what) he wants to have-- woah... sorry, jon lajoie moment. XD
#45 - Xandrae - 04/10/2009 - 03:18
redvsblue reference?
"ya hear that?"
"hear what?"
"hear that?"
"hear what?"
"aw, c'mon, you gotta hear that one"
"hear wha- aww crap" [insert plasma grenade explosian]
"CRIIIIIKKKEEEEEE!... oh bollocks"
hahaha redvsblue~
#44 - halo-monkey-girl-place-thing - 03/10/2009 - 20:14
Yo ZZoMBIE 13
I am an ametuer,at best,halo comic creator.My comics are serious dramas,though.I have been drawing intensly for the last 2 months,and thinking my comic (or should I call it a graphic novel?)isnt really going anywhere.Could I use Larry to nuke Sangehlios,going "Hi,ya,Chief!" with Chief and Aby on it ?
#43 - Gaara - 06/22/2008 - 14:30
Joke
Why did the Master Chief cross the road?
#42 - Mikalcool - 04/20/2008 - 01:12
You know what?
The map reminds me of Burial Mounds from Halo 2. Man, I miss that game.
#41 - Digipatd - 04/01/2008 - 18:54
Back in 79
what map was that
#40 - Drew Pulido - 03/31/2008 - 23:35
In Halo 2 in Metropolis...after you get get out of the tunnel the Marine driver would somehow hit me like that...nearly EVERY TIME...I can't count how many times I've tried to avoid it and failed MISERABLEY...thankfully that doesn't happen that much to me in Halo 3... nice comic btw. lol XD
#39 - Bob - 03/31/2008 - 19:16
It's not just Marines...
In the final escape from Halo, I had the AI Arbiter on the back of my mongoose with a rocket launcher. So we get to one of those circular areas with a bunch of flood, and as I'm driving over infection forms, he tries to kill them with the rockets. So much for that escape.
#38 - Eswo - 03/31/2008 - 18:45
On Typos...
Did I really write "idead" instead of "idea"?

My shame shall be eternal. :oops:
#37 - Wanderhome - 03/31/2008 - 14:29
"I've been wondering for a while if you update at midnight or what, but since I have no idead what time zone you're in, I can't really tell. So, how do you do that?"

I can't actually answer you there. Louis does the postings. I just e-mail him the strips.
And for whatever it's worth, Central. ;-)
#36 - ZZoMBiE13 - 03/31/2008 - 08:27
BTW...
I've been wondering for a while if you update at midnight or what, but since I have no idead what time zone you're in, I can't really tell. So, how do you do that?
#35 - Wanderhome - 03/31/2008 - 02:41
If I had a nickel...
This has happened to me an unholy number of times.
Or the other classic: my hog has a marine riding shotgun with a rocket launcher, he fires just as a marine driven mongoose speeds past and the mongoose gets hit. So frustrating!!
#34 - SwampFox - 03/31/2008 - 00:17
Halo lover
Lol i swear mariens are like the dumbesst life forms on earth. just one thing tho wtf is that marine doing alie didnt Master chief shoot in another comic with the battle rifle. Peace out . just make one with chuck norris only one
#33 - Halo lover - 03/30/2008 - 20:29
guess wut?
THAT IS THE SAME THING WHAT HAPPENED TO WHATS HIS FACE ON LOONEYTOONS> THAT COYOTE AND The ROAD RUNNER
#32 - blahblahblah - 03/30/2008 - 19:52
stupid marines
i was on the gunner on tsavo highway playing as the arbiter and somehow the marine driving managed to flip the warthog so it knocked me out and crushed me with the gunner......now i know the human-elite alliance isnt exactly sound, but there are less complicated ways to kill me seriously!
#31 - ripsometime - 03/30/2008 - 17:48
Marines are dumb for a reason
The hard levels you play the smarter the enimies get and the dumber the marines get. this is so the game becomes more challenging
#30 - Dylan Van Den Berge - 03/30/2008 - 15:57
I've Had Worse
I once had a rocketeer on the back of my Mongoose while beating a Scarab.
My idiot Marine was shooting the Scarab, then he shot the floor.
Killed us both.
#29 - BombDiggety - 03/30/2008 - 12:25
never give them a rocket lawn chair
on time i was about to kll a brute cheiften when a merian killed me with a rocket>-(
#28 - Lord'o'Grunts - 03/30/2008 - 11:18
Why do the marines do that?
they are so fuckin stupid. they walk into your line of fire, run you over, get you blown up and shoot each other. i was playing Halo 1 last night and i was on "The Truth and Reconsiliation" level trying to keys out and those damned marines always shot him in the head or he walked in their line of fire or he ran straight into the covenant. him and the marines are fuckin dumbasses.
#27 - Zach - 03/30/2008 - 09:23
Poor old Chief.
The other day, I was playing the campaign level The Ark. I had got up to the bit where we get in the Gauss warthog. The thing is, the first time, the Marine sandwiched me between the warthog and a rock, killing me. The second time, the Marine got out so I could drive, then spent about five minutes just standing beside the warthog. The ghosts killed me just before he got in. In the next one, a ghost ran me over and the marine immediately got in. Stupid marines.
#26 - The Arbiter's Cat - 03/30/2008 - 07:34
Funny thing...
I deliberately get in their way and they drive away, but when I'm not in their way, they run into me.
#25 - Thunderstream328 - 03/30/2008 - 05:41
AWSOME!!
I WAS DESIGNING THE VEHICLES FOR MY COMICS WHEN U POSTED THIS COMIC. LOL. LIKE THE SAME TIME.
#24 - MASTER CHIEFY - 03/30/2008 - 02:36
funny
He looked both ways, and he still got ran over!
#23 - the g-bot - 03/29/2008 - 22:48
Very, Very True.
Damned Marines. I swear.

Even better is when the player wants in a vehicle being manned by a Marine, and they drive away. But their driving speed isn't fast enough to pull away, just enough to inch out of your reach.

It seems, in situations like that, I'm always liable to throw a grenade.
#22 - Carsten - 03/29/2008 - 21:30
hahahahahahahaha!
THATS EXACLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME ON TSAVOS HIGHWAY
#21 - uwannano - 03/29/2008 - 18:27
nice one ZZoMBIE13!!!!!!!!!
I've been ran over by them idiot marines hundreds of times, so now when I play halo I always make sure that I'm driving or I'm behind the car so that I ain't killed. But that never seems to work on the bridge in halo 2 'cause they always shoot the wall when I'm in the Scopine so I'm always left with no marines and a tank thats on fire so it takes me hundreds of times just to finish that damn level!!!
#20 - Boo - 03/29/2008 - 17:17
An old Clique
Why did the chief cross the road?



Yea, after reading todays comic I had to say that.
#19 - Jib228 - 03/29/2008 - 17:11
Can't tell ya how many times Stacker's run me over....we all have personal experience with this.
#18 - Mobius 22 - 03/29/2008 - 17:04
Round 1 was a while ago, with wit Marines getting in the way of the Chief's fire.
#17 - matt - 03/29/2008 - 16:55
confusing
ai ingronce: round 2? when was there a round one
#16 - 1000795 - 03/29/2008 - 16:38
It's so typical for a marine to come and run you over, kinda like how they always run in front of you when you shoot XD
#15 - Catwoman - 03/29/2008 - 16:32
Designated Driver
I never let a Marine drive a 'Hog, unless I'm driving something else, and even then they usually end up blown to bits or driving off a cliff or something. By the way, I posted a link to the Hollywood Halo movie with "Toby" in it on the mouse trap strip. You should watch it, it's hilarious.
#14 - pittofdoom117 - 03/29/2008 - 16:06
Awesome
hahaha

it's loony toons
with the coyote trying to cross the street

Awesome
#13 - ATOMIC GRUNT - 03/29/2008 - 15:52
Reminds me of Mr. and Mrs. Smith
"We need to talk!"

Great comic...I find myself falling behind pretty often, but I always take the ten minutes or so it takes to catch up.

Keep it up, man. Ya do good :-D
#12 - iJosh - 03/29/2008 - 14:39
haha
i like it. good comic. hooray for being good, and, err having the patience to being pushed back at so many times. you won now, comic! celebrate it, with... BEER? and errr water!

stuff.

also ZOMBIE13! you would love to see my driving skills, i only blow down 3 from 6 passengers, because i drive perfectly! (on maps)

...

well, maybe not
#11 - chris119 - 03/29/2008 - 14:07
good times ^_^
that's like me and my friend on the tsavo highway
#10 - L0yD3 R33D - 03/29/2008 - 13:41
Heheh, poor MC. This has actually never happened to. Not as I can remember anyway.
#9 - Smurfa - 03/29/2008 - 13:38
And...
can't you make a comic when Arbiter takes a revenge on Masterchief?:-)
#8 - oggespartan117 aka Arsv 'Ggousee - 03/29/2008 - 13:11
D'oh
Great! It always happens to me on Tsavo Highway when i want a gun on the ground. First they leave you and when you think "come back you B@*#h" they turn around and make you roadkill
#7 - oggespartan117 aka Arsv 'Ggousee - 03/29/2008 - 13:01
not that bad
i've seen worse. Yesterday while playing The Storm, i drove a mongoose with a rocket onto one of the crains to try and board the scarab. i'm sitting there waiting for a shot. the scarab turns to fire at me and as i start backing up the marine just turns down and kills himself. i was left saying "WHAT THE FUCK!"
#6 - discopete019 - 03/29/2008 - 12:56
Hah
And don't forget how if you have a Mongoose with a rocketeer in the back, they'll shoot at enemies... even though there's a wall or ridge between you and the target. Just now, playing on The Ark, that happened, and I died. Stupid AI.
#5 - Phaedrus - 03/29/2008 - 12:45
The dice show 1 and 3. ZZ13!
#4 - Evan - 03/29/2008 - 12:25
Fuzzy dice!!
I love how he carefully looks both ways, and then the next frame with the boot hovering over the asphalt.
#3 - kya - 03/29/2008 - 12:24
QuackJAG:
Haha, thats great, the AI are not always the smartest.

P.S. And im sorry but this is my first time ever geting this, so... first comment. huh, thought it would of felt cooler, oh well.
#2 - QuackJAG - 03/29/2008 - 12:20
haha i like the fuzzy dice in the 'hog, love the expression on the drivers face too :P
#1 - Anjuli - 03/29/2008 - 12:19
Nice! I love your comics!
#0 - Evan - 03/29/2008 - 12:19
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