72 - Diminishing returns

Most people would have thought of Rampancy (the condition where AIs think themselves to death) and decided to make a comic about that.

Me? I just wanted some way to make Cortana's hair turn into pickles.


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raped
If u thinck about it looks like cortana was about to rape him.
#54 - Ald033 - 12/31/2009 - 09:30
hilarious!!!!
That was super funny. am I the only one who noticed the anarchy tatoo on cortana's hand?
#53 - dustinick - 07/11/2009 - 07:20
ooookkkkkaaayyy
:-o. um what was that?
#52 - Sean - 03/27/2009 - 09:46
Is that purple stuff his blood?!
#51 - Fluffball Gato - 03/22/2009 - 09:37
PRICELESS
:-D CORTANAS FACE AND THE ARBY'S FACES ARE SERIUOSLY PRICELESS IN THE MIDDLE BOX.
#50 - jediking117 - 11/09/2008 - 23:13
Poor, poor Arbiter...
He looks soooo funny drawn this way! Darnit, why don't they make a TV series like this, huh??
#49 - Mira 118 - 08/16/2008 - 09:38
daffy duck
looking at the comments everyone seems to think he's just been knocked silly. But I'm almost positive that's a daffy reference.
#48 - maniacxxl - 06/30/2008 - 01:14
OMGWTFBBQ
Hehe..Cortana's expression at the second panel looks insane. I like how Arbs has soe purple stuff on him...whatever it is. xP

PS: Why couldn't he shout ''WORT!!'' like in the Grifball strip, second panel from the bottom?
#47 - Sabre-toothed Lime - 04/27/2008 - 22:25
awwwww..
i love how you draw the arbiter he looks so CUTE..i love his eyes they are like chibi wich is adorable:-D hmmmm maybe you should draw the masterchief w/o his helmet..but make him hot:-P...long live halo3!keep up the good work

~lauren
:-D
#46 - halogirl116 - 03/31/2008 - 13:06
holy pickle
pickles! i wish i had pickle hair. then id never be hungry. Good lob, man. you are totally awesome. and halo nerdy.
#45 - wolfen - 03/24/2008 - 13:31
duhuhuuuude!
B-)I like ur halo comics better than any of the others. Then I like the pearls before swine comics too, but the'yre a different type. Keep at the good work dude.;-)
#44 - Clockwerk/Crossfire - 03/21/2008 - 10:06
Get well present
Aww... poor Arbiter. *gives him a chicken*
(I have no idea what he'd do with the chicken, perhaps eat it, keep it as a pet or smack Master Cheif over the head with it, but if I got beat up or was feeling bad I know I'd want a chicken!) Great comic! Keep up the good work!
#43 - Hanna the Finfi - 03/13/2008 - 21:19
Sorry
Sorry its late. I was looking over all the old comics and noticed in strip number 36 or 37 how you said "Here's to the next 36 strips"(or something like that). Anyways, congratulations.
#42 - John - 03/13/2008 - 16:14
hahahaha
#41 - bagel - 03/13/2008 - 14:32
But what with the Arbiter smiling
Didn't you ever watch a Daffy Duck cartoon? He smiles after getting shot in the face with a hunters rifle.

Same principle.
#40 - ZZoMBiE13 - 03/13/2008 - 09:01
Once again, the Arbiter has been owned. Whatever you have against him...KEEP IT UP! This is quality material!
#39 - Fake Name - 03/13/2008 - 04:48
Arbiter Re-owned
LMAO, it seems the Arbiter has been owned again!

But what with the Arbiter smiling after getting owned, and with the floating grunts?
#38 - Saif - 03/13/2008 - 03:59
Anarchy
It's not in the game. Just something I added to enhance the "Rampancy" angle.
#37 - ZZoMBiE13 - 03/12/2008 - 23:31
Hehe
Nice one, and I like the Anarchy symbol on Cortana's hand, never noticed that before in the game before. Is it an Egg? Time to ask Bungie I guess...
#36 - Darkninja90 - 03/12/2008 - 22:11
well, once more
you did a graet comic. i like the grunts taht twist on the head of arbiters.
also, my hair are pickles... lol
#35 - chris119 - 03/12/2008 - 21:00
The next comic should maybe have the Arbiter eating something. Like cake, or perhaps a Grunt.
#34 - Herr General - 03/12/2008 - 16:23
"I love that T-shirt you wore yesterday" would make you sound stalkerish.
I wasn't too fond of it. It was neither cool nor funny, and had no appeal to me. I mean, uh... Look over there! *points*
#33 - pittofdoom117 - 03/12/2008 - 13:52
Lol
Pickles for her hair. :-D
That made me roll! Hey, maybe Leeroy Jenkins can come in one strip at least.
#32 - Gman361 - 03/12/2008 - 12:41
(Does that make me sound stalkerish?!)
No.

"I love that T-shirt you wore yesterday" would make you sound stalkerish. ;-)
#31 - ZZoMBiE13 - 03/12/2008 - 09:44
i didnt know..
that the blue on arby was a suit.. lol, i guess it makes sense.. but i just thought it was his skin..
#30 - gravemynd - 03/12/2008 - 07:37
:)
Thanks for the wallpapers!!

Your humble yet loyal follower
Red

(Does that make me sound stalkerish?!)
#29 - Red - 03/12/2008 - 07:31
Wow
Who ever thought a hologram could be so solid?
#28 - Phaedrus - 03/12/2008 - 07:14
Wow Arby got a HEADACHE, some broken bones (do the shangheli even have bones ?),armor malfunction ( cuz the shield would have to rise when Cortana jumped on him) and oh yea he is druging with GRUNTS.
#27 - S7ORMBR1NGER - 03/12/2008 - 02:43
Whats that anarchy symbol doing on her hand?

lol. Pickles? you really dont come off this weird when chatting... odd.

Love the expressions and of course admire your ability to draw in the lines.
#26 - Zach J - 03/12/2008 - 00:49
Once again, you master the Arbiter's facial expressions very well.


Also Pickles.
#25 - THE MAZZA - 03/12/2008 - 00:46
how in the heck could she
Because if she passed through him, it wouldn't be funny.

Artistic License.

You won't find many people who know more about Halo than I do (except for Contact Harvest because I haven't read that yet), but I'll rename the Chief "LeeRoy" if there's a joke in it. ;-)
#24 - ZZoMBiE13 - 03/11/2008 - 23:48
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! XD I did not see that coming...
#23 - Catwoman - 03/11/2008 - 22:43
pickles! XD
this was a good one,
your really good at drawing expressions
#22 - stickman - 03/11/2008 - 22:28
Cortana-
Sentient, pickle haired, artificial intelligent, anarchist.
#21 - Monty Python - 03/11/2008 - 22:08
Hmmm
i was just looking over this comic again, and this popped into my mind

AIs are shown through beams of light, how in the heck could she tackle the arbiter?

i guess i should just leave my fore-knowledge at the door
#20 - Acclamator - 03/11/2008 - 20:42
Rampancy......
is it really rampancy or just PMS, you be the judge. P.S I don't mean to offend any women readers :-D)
#19 - Dylan Van Den Berge - 03/11/2008 - 20:33
haha
thats great. i love how he has kinda slurred speech after hes attacked. nice.
#18 - collizion - 03/11/2008 - 19:54
One time, at band camp...
The hair-into-pickles thing brings back some fond memories. ;-) Also, Cortana has an Anarchy symbol on the back of her hand, as some of you were asking.
#17 - Wanderhome - 03/11/2008 - 19:02
...........lol......pickles.........................
#16 - L0yD3 R33D - 03/11/2008 - 18:40
wha!
Anarchy?
omg Cortana has gone rampant...LOL at the hair!:-D
#15 - Halo_fangirl - 03/11/2008 - 18:32
details details #2
that mark on the back of cortana's hand looks fimiliar, cant quite place where i've seen it.
#14 - halonoob5002 - 03/11/2008 - 18:24
On her hand.....
What is that symbol on her hand? I have seen it before somewhere.......
#13 - Digikid - 03/11/2008 - 18:15
i don't know what to say
wow that was weird but funny since she tackled arbie instead of john. i got a real laugh out of it.
#12 - Zach - 03/11/2008 - 17:48
Nice one!
#11 - onyx spartan - 03/11/2008 - 17:43
Was her hair originally pickles, or did it pickle afterwards? =p

Great job, once again.
#10 - Locket Raunchers - 03/11/2008 - 17:18
what's on cortana's left hand?
#9 - discopete019 - 03/11/2008 - 16:06
battle damaged
hahaha, love the damage you did to the arbiter
nice missing teeth
#8 - Acclamator - 03/11/2008 - 14:05
sweet
pickles !! :-D odd but funny another great comic Zombie!
#7 - alex 19 - 03/11/2008 - 14:03
Pickles?
Seriously, pickles?
#6 - Arsv Ggousee - 03/11/2008 - 12:22
Nice! I like the floating grunt heads!
#5 - Caleb 117 - 03/11/2008 - 11:45
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