35 - Pneumatics

Admit it, you always wondered.


Comments

no dumbass'
its not his dick thats showing its a boner morons it opens a small peice ofh is armor and his underarmor (the blakc stuff under hsi armor) sticks out cause its a boner ya know when ur dick sticks out DUR. :-P
#48 - goldlegos - 08/14/2010 - 13:08
Glad arbiter did not see that .did he want to see man cock of elet dick B-):-P
#47 - Spartan - 06/08/2010 - 20:46
I like how cortanas eyes lit up :-D
#46 - Boom shaca lacka - 06/01/2010 - 00:23
haha
oh i get it she asks if his dick is unsc standard issue hahaha
#45 - ben - 01/09/2010 - 09:58
HAH.
Boner button! I want one of those!
#44 - Malde - 12/22/2009 - 02:28
to no get its
chief press buton that has his armor open so dick comes out and cortana stares at it
#43 - chris - 12/17/2009 - 14:56
O.o
ummm, some explain it please, i don't get it. did masterchief show off his dick by accident by unzipping his armor or what?
#42 - Sierra117 - 12/15/2009 - 01:40
CHEEEEESE!
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
#41 - the grunt - 10/27/2009 - 23:00
ooooooo..................kkkkkkkkkkk
cortana seez his cock
#40 - dodo - 07/14/2009 - 02:54
Savageadam
Tell him about the shrinkage Jerry!

Good one BTW!
#39 - Savageadam - 01/08/2009 - 14:06
Hey!
I just realized that you made the same mistake as William C. Dietz! You wrote USNC instead of UNSC. Yeah, I notice these things.
#38 - Fake Name - 12/08/2008 - 05:07
LOL
LOL where the hell do you come up with this stuff? hahahaha "its awfully cold in outer space ya know" anyway awsome comic man and nice pictures your an artist!
#37 - Charley - 12/03/2008 - 12:07
CORTANA EYES
WTF!!!!!!!! CORTANAS EYES ARE HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!
bet she likes what she sees!
#36 - jediknight117 - 11/30/2008 - 02:37
awwww man that was funny "it's awfully cold in outer space" hahahaha. man Cortana is funny as well. KEEP IT UP! WOOT!!
#35 - Fenton 2010 - 07/25/2008 - 04:49
Ressponce to "Fake Name"
There is a ziper,and the comics good.
#34 - Me - 06/05/2008 - 21:58
lol
first comment long time watcher love what you guy do
#33 - grunty - 03/17/2008 - 21:36
Betcha can't stick it...
#32 - Typical Judas - 03/16/2008 - 06:28
If you don't like pee...
Did you know that Master Chief's MJOLNIR armour recycles his pee into drinking water? Makes you wander...what happens to his poo?
#31 - Fake Name - 03/09/2008 - 06:41
Doesn't make sense for Spartans to have kids becuase they they have kids with two spartan parents so since thier genes are trnsfered to the kid so the kid would be really strong/fast/good sniper ect
But with an A.I i don't think it would work.
#30 - Xein - 02/11/2008 - 23:42
cortana has big eyes
hey look at cortana's eyes in the end of the strip and she look like she want to take the nog form mastercheif :-D
#29 - nj - 02/04/2008 - 08:10
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so thats how him and samus can carry on a relationship
#28 - 5 - 01/18/2008 - 17:14
lol
i loved all expressions in teh end.. it was fun, like ''its awfully cold in outer space'' lol very good, keep up
#27 - kris - 01/02/2008 - 18:26
lawlz-zorz
Master Chief Fact:
117 is not only Master Chief's ID number, it's the length of his penis... in yards.

Here's proof:
http://c-force.deviantart.com/art/Master-Chief-s-Privates-66352341
#26 - Halo Fan - 12/30/2007 - 13:16
Big?
I thought the 'It's awfully cold in Outer Space, you know' remark made it quite clear that it's NOT big... :D
#25 - BlueNinja - 12/29/2007 - 08:49
At the risk of sounding like a nerd Spartans have reduced sex drives, anyways...
So? Reduced sex drive says nothing of size, just how often the urge to use it.
#24 - So? - 12/29/2007 - 05:07
LOOK OUT
CORTANA WANTS TO GRAP IT!! LOOK OUT CHIEF!
#23 - uwannano - 12/29/2007 - 03:21
At the risk of sounding like a nerd Spartans have reduced sex drives, anyways, i dont think ANYONE would want a half ton of armor on top of them.... :P
#22 - Anonymous - 12/28/2007 - 22:46
yup
why the change in cortana, someone sue you over the previous image, think that one was better, but in all your comic is awesome keep them coming
#21 - william - 12/28/2007 - 15:00
7
#20 - ZZoMBiE13 - 12/28/2007 - 13:33
I never knew he had buttons!
how many buttons does he have, is he like darth vader?
#19 - MonsterMouthComics - 12/28/2007 - 12:58
Well, Spartan II's represent the very best genetic material in humanity, so I'd figure that would make their penis slightly bigger than average.
#18 - Nordigo - 12/28/2007 - 11:25
Haha, Cortana's expression is sweet.
#17 - Smurfa - 12/28/2007 - 05:16
Impressive
"Wow, is that UNSC standard issue?"
"Standard issue is insufficient."
#16 - Drive - 12/28/2007 - 00:52
UNSC
It stands for United Nations Space Command, in response to ZZombie13. Great comics, BTW. :)
#15 - Hunter - 12/27/2007 - 22:47
lol
thanks for giving my day an awesome jumpstart!
#14 - UnwaryLeo - 12/27/2007 - 20:37
is that supposed to be unsc


You know you're right. I thought it was "United Space Naval Corps" but that's backwards.

Now I need to go look it up.
#13 - ZZoMBiE13 - 12/27/2007 - 19:20
Hahaha! Good one, ZZombie13! I gueessed he pressed the wrong button. Cortana's expression is hilarious!
#12 - ArbiterOfAnguish - 12/27/2007 - 19:16
I still dont get it.
Its a penis warmer, you wear it in the winter to keep you cock warm. Ain't that right ZZombie13?
#11 - John Kenyon - 12/27/2007 - 18:42
This is my ROFL
and THAT is Chief's gun...
#10 - pittofdoom117 - 12/27/2007 - 18:21
MAN CANNON!
#9 - hahaha - 12/27/2007 - 17:34
i still dont get it
what kind of flap would a MAN not want a WOMAN to see him open?

#8 - ZZoMBiE13 - 12/27/2007 - 16:18
i still dont get it
can someone explain the joke?
#7 - ? - 12/27/2007 - 16:12
This my rifle, this is my gun...
Guess the SPARTAN II program enhanced a little more than they let on to.
#6 - GryphonOsiris - 12/27/2007 - 16:08
Wow
Her eyes just light up don't they...
#5 - Si11y Putty - 12/27/2007 - 16:07
You always think of things that no one else dare touch on, thats why I love this comic!

Cortana
XOXOXOX
#4 - Empress Cortana - 12/27/2007 - 16:06
usnc
is that supposed to be unsc
#3 - pip - 12/27/2007 - 13:45
LOLZ
the chief is even blushing through his helmet! hahaha..
#2 - carnator - 12/27/2007 - 13:43
HA
ROFLMAO, that's just great. How do you come up with this stuff? Cortana's reaction is the best part :P
#1 - Sarge Tomzilla - 12/27/2007 - 12:44
idgi
i don't get it
#0 - ? - 12/27/2007 - 12:41
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