106 - The Wonders of Technology

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I get this joke so much. Wish we could do that in Portal ourselves.
#56 - What sick man sends Grunts to fight me? - 04/04/2010 - 17:53
ROFLMBO
lol they have to put that in halo reach!:-P
#55 - SparSniper 209 - 12/16/2009 - 18:08
AWESOME!
WERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS
#54 - WTF - 12/04/2009 - 19:07
What if you put an exit portal right above an entrance portal?
...Chuck Norris dies?
#53 - Trevor - 10/14/2009 - 22:34
And believe me I am still alive...
THE CAKE IS REAL! BELIEVE IT!!

The weighted companion cube is inanimate and cannot stab you.
#52 - Fake Name - 07/12/2009 - 07:10
Imagine...
Imagine if i had a arm on my butt...
#51 - Scortch072 - 06/17/2009 - 00:18
That is...
...by far the most funny thing ever if you've played portal. (Or at least if you have the same sence of humor as me and you have played portal.... just hought oyu might want to know that.)
#50 - MeowMix140 - 04/17/2009 - 22:40
Portal looks like a really cool game ;p
lmao, i thought you would've had arbiter send his fist through one to punch master cheif in the back of the head or something XD

what if you put an exit portal right above an entrance portal? O.o
#49 - Xandrae - 04/11/2009 - 17:06
;-) yo that was awsomely funny
#48 - unknown - 03/11/2009 - 20:24
ROFL!!!!!! xD hAHAHAHA!!
xD most of the time, when i say lol, or rofl, its just an internet term for something funny, well this time i was LOL!!! xD i played a demo of Portal recently, and i've been thinking about renting it, now i think i will xD
#47 - PCGamerKyle - 01/12/2009 - 17:36
Perfect Portal
He shoulda put the blue portal on his head and the orange one on his ass lol:-P
#46 - Deryl32 - 11/27/2008 - 01:16
God!
Mmph! Now THAT's funny!

I actually thought the portal would simply cut his whole leg off and leave him crippled!:-P
#45 - Mira 118 - 08/16/2008 - 10:54
Guy below me
Guy below me, the post below you is the song the computer sings at the end of "portal"
#44 - itiscoming - 08/09/2008 - 01:51
LOL!

what's with the comment below?
#43 - chris - 08/07/2008 - 06:05
This Was A Triumph
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.

I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

And when you're dead I will be still alive.

STILL ALIVE
#42 - n/a - 08/01/2008 - 11:16
wit portel in same spot and MC his head in blue portel head and head
actually, that would wither erase his head from existance or cause his head to explode, either way, we wouldnt get to see what he looked like.
#41 - halonoob5002 - 07/18/2008 - 21:24
q viva halo y q siga cresiando mucho mas
#40 - willy - 07/15/2008 - 15:36
OMFG HILARIOUS
u sshud have made arby put the orange portal on mc's crotch and had cortana walk in just then or made arby put mc into an infinite loop that ends with arby replacing the exit portal on the wall so mc goes

SPLATT!
#39 - Wolfen - 07/11/2008 - 22:31
Finally
Finally, the Arbiter got him back, nice, ZING
#38 - Caboose - 07/08/2008 - 15:04
wit portel in same spot and MC his head in blue portel head and head:-D;-):-):-P:-[]:oops:B-)>-(:-o:-(
#37 - jm - 07/01/2008 - 17:12
u sode have put arb pushed MC head in the floor :-(:-(:-(:-(:oops::-[]:-[]:-P>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(>-(
#36 - jm - 07/01/2008 - 17:05
reconstruction ch. 5
yeah it comes out soon!!!:-):-):-):-)
#35 - person - 07/01/2008 - 09:20
Epic!
This one's going to be hard to top. My friend and I laughed out loud for a good two or three minutes at this one.
Foot through portal = Epic Win!
#34 - Invader-Shi - 06/30/2008 - 21:19
portal quote
Place the Apeture Science whieghted companyen cupe in the Apeture Science emergency intillagence incinerater.
#33 - lord'o'grunts - 06/30/2008 - 17:42
Widen it...
Arby should have made the portals larger, that way he could have placed an entry portal under chief and an exit one above him, only with the wider portal he would fall for all eternity as he would have no edge to grab on to. :-D
#32 - Alexraptor - 06/30/2008 - 13:07
Yes, he can get out if he pulls his leg out... but if he keeps falling in...
#31 - powerslave86 - 06/30/2008 - 12:28
I can see you put a lot of work into your drawings. Way to be original! And I love that you put enough detail in to make it look wonderful yet keep it just simple enough to make it look like a comic. Great job
#30 - spider - 06/30/2008 - 00:19
This was a triumph and, one should note, a huge success on the part of the Arbiter.
#29 - z5blue - 06/29/2008 - 23:35
this makes me lol
LOL hahahhah it does and grunts make me laugh to... the funniest things in halo are AHCS,grunts,and stupid grunts with explosives thinking of all these made me lol to hard
#28 - person - 06/29/2008 - 21:18
The cake is a true.
Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500-Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy-Duty Supercolliding Superbutton.

Good comic. I loved it.
#27 - Herr General - 06/29/2008 - 21:01
Could this be the start of something wonderful?
Go Arbie! Could you imagine if he put a different part of MC's body on his forehead? That would have made sense from Arbie point of view. :-P
Great work Zzombie.
#26 - Eva4783 - 06/29/2008 - 18:15
confused
portal makes me confused and it makes my head go BOOOOM

P.S great comic:-P
#25 - Grunt - 06/29/2008 - 12:55
This was a trimuph
Best portal joke EVER!
#24 - Teros - 06/29/2008 - 10:54
powerslave86
Taking his foot out of the portal?

:-o
#23 - SPARTAN-984 - 06/29/2008 - 09:55
LOL, Arbie is a freakin' genius!
That doesn't seem physically possible.

This is the reason portal guns don't work on people, it's because it's too damm funny.
#22 - Kaijudomage - 06/29/2008 - 08:31
Brilliant!
I'm not sure what makes this comic funny. John's comment or the fact that Arbiter is laughing. Either way, it rocks! :-D

~~Abe
#21 - Abe - 06/29/2008 - 07:31
This reminds me of the short film before WALL-E began. The magician had two hats that were connected by some portal, and the bunny gets upset. Hilarity follows suit.
#20 - The Silent Stranger - 06/29/2008 - 00:28
Oh noes.
What if the Arbitor shoot another blue portal and the first on dissapers wouldn't master cheifs foot fall off?
#19 - im not a noes - 06/28/2008 - 23:03
i always wonder how that would work.......
#18 - L0yD3 R33D - 06/28/2008 - 19:45
RE: But Portal Guns can't be deployed on people!
but what about armor?
#17 - collizion - 06/28/2008 - 19:13
Arbs is striking back!

Apart from that though, my brain's hurting trying to imagine how the Chief's going to sort himself out...
#16 - powerslave86 - 06/28/2008 - 18:43
But Portal Guns can't be deployed on people!
Still, it's funny nonetheless.:-D
#15 - stylesrj - 06/28/2008 - 18:31
Hahahaha
This ones awesome man... Haha like they all say.. keep em coming.
#14 - Kingsoviat - 06/28/2008 - 18:09
Hahaha
That's the spirit. Keep them coming. :-P
#13 - Smurfa - 06/28/2008 - 17:42
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive..
#12 - J23 - 06/28/2008 - 17:29
WHAT
NO WORT
#11 - udontwannano - 06/28/2008 - 16:56
Unlike others, I like the change in pace when Arbie is out of his armor. How about more comics where chief is out of his (with his helmet on, of course)?
#10 - russkie - 06/28/2008 - 15:52
Wait...
I thought Arby went back to his armor after Chief's "you've become human!" speech.
#9 - Wanderhome - 06/28/2008 - 15:36
hey ZZOMBIE13
i hope ya like my jokes, seems few do
#8 - chris119 - 06/28/2008 - 15:04
oh... btw.
arbs is too buff. does he takes ''androids?''

hahaha

...

i will stop, now.:-P
#7 - chris119 - 06/28/2008 - 15:01
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